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Help / Re: input/output on graphics card
« on: August 08, 2015, 04:05:00 PM »
It's a cleaning port, but make sure you use distilled water and no more than 60 PSI.
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General / Re: Happy 24 Maggot
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:22:58 PM »
Happy birthday, So when do you metamorphosis into a fly .
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General / Re: happy birthday magebot!
« on: August 04, 2015, 07:21:19 PM »
Have a howling birthday .
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General / Re: happy birthday rochelle
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:15:15 PM »
I heard it was 10 miles over the shoulder looking through a mirror while balancing on a unicycle.
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Media / Re: Blue Angels Fly By
« on: July 31, 2015, 02:11:40 PM »Wow, it was soo fast.
It only seems fast cause they were moving forward.
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Meeester
« on: July 22, 2015, 09:19:49 AM »
Have a happy extended hangover Meeester. 
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General / Re: Happy Birthday Balthazar
« on: July 20, 2015, 07:21:34 AM »
Happy Birthday, now go spank yourself. 
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General / Re: Crashed my drone :(
« on: July 10, 2015, 07:09:03 AM »Gotta get me some of that.
Did the squat at the end give you a chubby?
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Media / Re: What do you look like?
« on: June 24, 2015, 06:55:53 AM »I suppose it's time for an update
Mother Tucker!
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: June 09, 2015, 07:16:09 PM »NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ahem: If I may quote " and now the jokes on you "
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Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: June 08, 2015, 08:53:05 AM »
It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.
After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it
was time for the star of the show -Claude Misfit the Hypnotist !
Claude Misfit explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance.
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time," saidClaude Misfit.
The excited chatter dropped to silence asClaude Misfit carefully withdrew, from
his waistcoat pocket, a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" saidClaude Misfit, holding the watch
high for all to see.
"It's a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for
six Generations," saidClaude Misfit.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ---- Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were hypnotized.
And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.
" SHIT ! ! ! ! ! " saidClaude Misfit.
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center
and
Claude Misfit was never invited there again.
Better \M/?
After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano, it
was time for the star of the show -
"Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time," said
The excited chatter dropped to silence as
his waistcoat pocket, a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain.
"I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said
high for all to see.
"It's a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for
six Generations," said
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting,
"Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ---- Watch the watch"
The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth.
The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surfaces.
A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch.
They were hypnotized.
And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!!
The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact.
" SHIT ! ! ! ! ! " said
It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center
and
Better \M/?
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Flame / Re: Banned from Gunmaster server 10/13/2014
« on: June 07, 2015, 09:06:17 PM »...banned again.
You have some serious issues Proheli, I don't cheat. Anyway whatever.
http://www.team-des-fra.fr/CoM/bf3.php?p=novaviking
It's never about the cheating, he only uses that as an excuse. It all has to do with playing better than him, end of story. We have tried to reason with him but he has a screaming fit and cries until we leave him alone. Dude has some serious maturity problems.
