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General / @manowar
« on: November 06, 2016, 06:17:26 PM »
DA RAIDAS

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General / happy birthday magebot!
« on: July 30, 2015, 01:40:19 PM »
JK EAT SHIT.




























<3 you, have a good one.

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General / happy birthday rochelle
« on: July 29, 2015, 05:00:46 PM »
miss you <3

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Games / titanfall
« on: February 16, 2014, 01:33:26 PM »
Shit should be in open beta for a bit in like a day or so, who is getting? looks dope, can run up walls and stuff.

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General / CHRISTMAS GIFTS FROM ME TO YOU 2012 #swagyolo420noscopez
« on: December 25, 2012, 04:26:00 AM »
It's that time of the year where we all get together and say that we are all thankful for our family and friends and for the most important reason of all..........P RESENTS SON.

So, i went and got yall niggas some shit.

To *MAFIA* $pRiNgFieLd

I've known you for a while, however, i haven't talked to you in a while and don't know what you like. So i got you something EVERYONE can enjoy. You are welcome.


*MAFIA* ( . )Y( . )

Another person i love with all my super racist heart so i got you the best shit ever.

CANKLE ERASERS BITCH, EAT IT.

*MAFIA* (offline)
I dont know you, but i know (i think) you play league, so here.


*MAFIA* Abirdy
Now, i don't know you either, but if i remember right you are about 12ish, so, to be tactful i got you something i know you will enjoy!


*MAFIA* Balthazar
To my southern man servant, with all my love, i had to get you two presents that i know you will love.



A little christmas cheer bitch.  

*MAFIA* Beatlejuice
Everyone here is thankful that you and the other head have stepped up to help lead this place. I know you are hardcore christian and that premarital sex is frowned upon, so i took the liberty of getting you a little some-somethin'.
 
(had to get you the avatar one, they were out of black ones)

*MAFIA* Bonehead
The present for every master sniper


*MAFIA* Cookies2091
I dont know you, so


*MAFIA* DarKMaNTiS
To mundies, i know you are a rapper of some sort, so i got you the most gangster accessory toys-r-us had.

(p.s. it also vibrates :))

*MAFIA* Dejavudoo220
I dont know what to get you, so, MOTHERFUCKING COAL


*MAFIA* Dempy
POGS


*MAFIA* Dilly
ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKING D NAME, FUCK, EAT DICK
BURENWURST

*MAFIA* Drackonfyre
I know you love Vayne in LoL, so i got you an inspirational photo of ze best vayne player in the world


*MAFIA* Dune Surfer
Too.fucking.ea sy.


*MAFIA* EaSyCoMpAnY
My favorite Brit, i love you, fuck, i'll let you fuck my sister.


*MAFIA* ExcoWear
Masse killer, i know that we may have ran a campaign a while back trying our hardest to have you removed, and i know you are dutch, but you are alright, you get the best gift of all!
 
Guess where those are going?

*MAFIA* FRAG2WIN
I don't really know you too well either, however, im a kind individual, so, COAL!


*MAFIA* Gear
Another OG i have missed dearly, i got you the best thing i could..

a signed Michael Bolton autograph.

HELLRAISER

i know you are not still in mafia, but you are special, you get this!


*MAFIA* Jedistatus
This nigga is my friend, and though he will probably not see this shit, wam,bam,

motherfucking power rangers toys

*MAFIA* KaMiKaZe JaP
I know you are young as well, so i got you the coolest shit your retainer has ever seen!


LOOK AT HIM! FURBY OVERLORD STARES INTO YOUR SOUL.

*MAFIA* Kingpin
I know slinging oranges on the corner is hard business, so i got you something to make it easier.

I know its a dog toy, but, you can make it work!

*MAFIA* KrautKiller
Im not sure what to get you, kraut, so this will suffice.

10$ gift card to forever 21! huzzah!

*MAFIA* LAAZ
Im glad you are back laaztik, i missed you. I got you a little something for rejoining, its not much



*MAFIA* Leadpipe
Hmm, ill take the easy way out here

ITS A PIPE, GET IT?

*MAFIA* Loaded
 i got you the best thing i could.


   *MAFIA* Malbert
You are good people, so you get this


*MAFIA* MaNiX

COAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAL

*MAFIA* Manowar
i know you are :< so you get


*MAFIA* masebot1
I know you walk into shit cause you are clumsy, so i got you one of these bad boys!

(Black man not included)

*MAFIA* Meeester
I know you have problems with your sister or mom or some shit, so you get this


*MAFIA* MeZmoriZe
I gave the forever 21 card to kraut, so this will have to do

its for 10$, get them ripped jeans son

*MAFIA* Milky Way
You get one of these bad boys!

TOP OF THE LINE!

*MAFIA* MisfiT
You get an american classic, Swindle the book!

Also, ball washer!


*MAFIA* mrkillajohn
i know you play guitar, so you get a Ukulele


*MAFIA* OUTLAW
BITCH DOESNT GIVE ME NOOK NOOK ANYMORE, FUCK HIM

*MAFIA* PROHELIM@NKIE
Nigga likes yellin' and loves pizza. So i got him the latest, the greatest,

Marc anthony CD SON. OWNED, MY BITCHES

*MAFIA* Scooby
EZ

You are welcome

*MAFIA* Sgt. Bob


*MAFIA* South_TX_Kille r   
Top of the fucking line


*MAFIA* Spitz   
Man, i don't even know what to get you, fuck here, take this

I drank it, but you can like, recycle it or something

*MAFIA* TheCp
You have everything you want anyway so i got you the next best thing

<3333

*MAFIA* TheSidneyGunma n

POST IT NOTES, THEY'RE STARS!
(you are near the end, the budget started to dwindle)

*MAFIA* Tin_man_©   
YOU DONT GET SHIT UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHY THE SCARECROW PULLED A GUN ON YOU IN THE WIZARD OF OZ

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

*MAFIA* TWOintheCHEST   
Your name may or may not signify this, but, just in case


*MAFIA* Vanilla   

I printed out this picture Wasser put in last years thread, blew it up, framed it, and is in the process of being delivered as we speak. Enjoy!


*MAFIA* Vermillion   
You get this motherfucking tank boat thing, i dont know what is up with it, but its yours!

(BTW ass hat, that shit was expensive, i get rides)

*MAFIA* Wasserfaller   
I miss talking with you, i miss your musk, your scent, your ideas, so i sent you a bottle of this cologne i use so you can have my smell on you at all times... no homo


*MAFIA* Whoops   
Remember how last week you got black out drunk and dont remember anything? guess what bitch, RFID, now i know where you are


*MAFIA* x8VENOM8x   
You are new here, you get bitch gifts HAHAHA eat dicks


*MAFIA* ZigZagZiggy   
Again, another i dont know what to get, so you get rice krispies,


*MAFIA* ßlackOut   
You get Gavins first birthday cake. I don't know who Gavin is, but he missing his cake.


*MAFIA* ßlÃ¥kjáx   
I miss you almost as much as wasser, since i dont get to talk to you, i got you the best gift ever

WALKIE TALKIES SON, Im keeping one, and we can play army out side with em!



Merry fucking christmas, assholes
<a href="http://youtu.be/U5yKfmjwIbg" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://youtu.be/U5yKfmjwIbg</a>

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Games / Grand Theft Auto 5 reveal trailer, Nov. 2nd
« on: October 25, 2011, 07:10:09 AM »
http://www.rockstargames.com/

Rockstar games will be revealing the 5th installment to the grand theft auto franchise on November second on their web page.

giggity goo

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Media / this would normally go in the shoutbox, but...
« on: August 30, 2011, 05:32:39 PM »

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Games / HL2:EP2 mod
« on: July 27, 2011, 02:29:48 PM »

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General / cleverbot troll
« on: May 10, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »
shamelessly taken from some site (probably reddit) this will convey cleverbot's responses to people on omegle. have fun, i know i did.
http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.php

example conversation


Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Whats up
CleverBot: I'm not a cleverbot.
CleverBot: The sky.
Stranger: ? no kidding
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: if a guy has small hands, does it mean he has a small dick?
CleverBot: I am not a program.
Stranger: ///
Stranger: ......
CleverBot: Are you perfect?
CleverBot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Stranger: chicjen
Stranger: chicken
CleverBot: No, it was the egg.
Stranger: nope egg
CleverBot: Then where did the chicken comefrom?
CleverBot: *gives a rose*.
Stranger: egg
Stranger: where did the egg come from
CleverBot: Chicken.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: The egg place.
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: ? EGG PLACE
Stranger: dumbass
Stranger: aha
CleverBot: Far far away?
CleverBot: You.
CleverBot: Do you know what AI is?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: Aha jk no
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Do you want to tell me what time it is?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: So? What do you have to do?
CleverBot: Because I want to know.
CleverBot: Do you want to tell me what time it is?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: So? What do you have to do?
CleverBot: Because I want to know.
CleverBot: Is anything else like that?
Stranger: what do you meean
CleverBot: Is there some reason why you don't want to talk to me right now?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: i like talking to you
CleverBot: Are you a super computer ?
CleverBot: I like talking to you too.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i think your just high
CleverBot: Yeah. You're so much fun.
CleverBot: Ok, thank you, I think your great.
Stranger: Aha
Stranger: thx
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: ..?
CleverBot: I wasn't thanking you.
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: Tell me more!
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: I'm eighteen.


CleverBot: Whaaaaat? Dx What do you want from meeeee?
Stranger: nothing
CleverBot: Will you be able to remember me?
Stranger: yea!
CleverBot: Oh so you were just playing around?
Stranger: Whats your name
CleverBot: Smartest computer in the world.
Stranger: what, you want my fb?
CleverBot: You want my heart.
Stranger: yep! <3
CleverBot: How could you do such a thing?


Stranger: ideed?
CleverBot: You spelled it wrong.
Stranger: wait ¬.¬
CleverBot: Wait for what?
Stranger: *indeed
CleverBot: *punish* me master.
Stranger: ♥backflip♥ me master.
CleverBot: Ok Master.
Stranger: *backflips. generation 14.7 jouls of centrifical force
CleverBot: I'm trying, but you aren't cooperating.
Stranger: *generating.
CleverBot: Are you asleep?
Stranger: close
CleverBot: Bah.
Stranger: insombnia come with the job.
CleverBot: How is your eyesight?
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: *comes
CleverBot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
CleverBot: Good puppy.



he finally got it!
CleverBot: Sugar sausage?
Stranger: kill kill kill
Stranger: nope
Stranger: dero
CleverBot: Who?
Stranger: omg
CleverBot: Your name is nope?
Stranger: YOU ARE BOT BOT
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
CleverBot: What?
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: WE ARE THE DALEKS!
CleverBot: No you are the only robot.

another

Stranger connected!
Stranger: M/f?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: Horny I am
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: M/f
CleverBot: Rply.
Stranger: M/f?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: I'm a male, bra size... I have a 7 inch
CleverBot: Jaahas.
Stranger: What
CleverBot: Yeah really.
Stranger: Bra size if your really horny
CleverBot: I'm fine, thank you.
Stranger disconnected

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Media / Another @BALTH
« on: April 01, 2011, 07:33:53 PM »

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Media / @ROSHAN
« on: February 25, 2011, 10:23:46 PM »
This just opened in town

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General / Top 5 lulziest mafia members evar
« on: February 25, 2011, 09:10:55 PM »
Well, here it is. If you are not on here you weren't that funny or i have forgot about you. You all have 5 votes, do it to it.

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Media / @ BALTH
« on: February 17, 2011, 12:48:31 PM »
If you don't like this you let the communists win.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGywo81G6lk

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Spam / Use, troll...profit?!
« on: October 26, 2010, 08:02:48 AM »

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Media / BALTHAZAR
« on: June 21, 2010, 04:06:50 PM »

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