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Media / this guy has skill but its preaty funny
« on: January 24, 2011, 11:50:14 AM »
saw this and had to post it, if i could do this i would lol. the best part is when he is in the elevator.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rplSG4LGEyw
the 2nd one just show him making music beats out of every day house items xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJ-uT0yVCE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rplSG4LGEyw
the 2nd one just show him making music beats out of every day house items xD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nJ-uT0yVCE&feature=related
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Graphics / need an avatar
« on: January 16, 2011, 02:43:26 AM »
so ya i need an avatar, one i had o up and ran off or something and i no longer have the things for it any ways lol, cant even make my own any more 
any ways i was thinking with something with a grim reaper or something that goes with my name, i would really appreciate it
any ways i was thinking with something with a grim reaper or something that goes with my name, i would really appreciate it
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General / im soon joining the Military
« on: April 07, 2010, 12:50:59 AM »
i just wanted you all to know that in a few months ill be joining the military, im wanting to join the army's 101st air born and to be a c.o.
i havent fully thought of what im wanting to in the army far as my job, being on active duty and what not. but theres a few classes i can take to score the highest score on the test they can give 10 of 10.
i also dont know how long im wanting to be in the army but im thinking ill be with them for a few good years. like 10 years or something.
i will let you all know whats going to happen, but its 100% im going to serve, just not sure when.
i havent fully thought of what im wanting to in the army far as my job, being on active duty and what not. but theres a few classes i can take to score the highest score on the test they can give 10 of 10.
i also dont know how long im wanting to be in the army but im thinking ill be with them for a few good years. like 10 years or something.
i will let you all know whats going to happen, but its 100% im going to serve, just not sure when.
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BF 1942 / New server
« on: November 02, 2006, 06:42:13 PM »
Well people keep asking me if the -=3v0=- server is up, and yes it is. Now pease stop asking me if its up lol.
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General / I'm on now and then
« on: September 07, 2006, 05:41:27 PM »
So i got a new computer . I play at your server every now and then but i only see rat man on. Hope to see you guys on the server.
. I play at your server every now and then but i only see rat man on. Hope to see you guys on the server.
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General / Have not been on for a while
« on: August 16, 2006, 02:32:33 AM »
I have not been here for a while, and i like the new scin. I'm having a hard time geting around the new site lol. Im sure ill get used to it tho. Well i was just stoping by to say hi and that ill be on more often then i was. If any one cares ill be playing on misfits server latter today.
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General / From missa
« on: June 10, 2006, 11:02:38 PM »
Missa wanted me to till you that she still wont be on for a while and she misses you guys. She is working hard at geting into school and geting a job.
Thats all.
Thats all.
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General / what do you think will happen on 6/6/06
« on: May 19, 2006, 04:18:00 PM »
Well i have herd a few things on whats going to happen on thats day. 2 things i herd i put to gither on my own but i dont think its going to happen.
The first thing i herd way on the internet. It said on 6/6/06 is the day of the beast and he will reveal him self as an anti criste on national t.v. Latter in about 2012 a war will brake out between Isreal and some other countery will spark a war with America and Russa.
The second thing really has nothing to do with the word ending when i herd it, i just put this togther. My friend told me that the aryian race will rise to get read of recisum one and for all. They belave the only way to get read of raceisum is to kill every colored person on the planet, he says some will be spaired. All this i think is bull shit is what i told him. The aryian race is saposably making an amry to take over the world.
Seeing how the arian race is anti criste i just thought it might happen, i dont know but i dout it, if it does ill be siting on my front portch with my shoty
The first thing i herd way on the internet. It said on 6/6/06 is the day of the beast and he will reveal him self as an anti criste on national t.v. Latter in about 2012 a war will brake out between Isreal and some other countery will spark a war with America and Russa.
The second thing really has nothing to do with the word ending when i herd it, i just put this togther. My friend told me that the aryian race will rise to get read of recisum one and for all. They belave the only way to get read of raceisum is to kill every colored person on the planet, he says some will be spaired. All this i think is bull shit is what i told him. The aryian race is saposably making an amry to take over the world.
Seeing how the arian race is anti criste i just thought it might happen, i dont know but i dout it, if it does ill be siting on my front portch with my shoty
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Spam / About mulletike
« on: May 18, 2006, 05:07:48 AM »
Well he seems to be making threads in all the right sections so far, for a new person thats preatty good. Me, i was always afrade to make a thread cos i thought i would but it in the rong section.
Good job mulletike.
Good job mulletike.
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Spam / A story of a family named schitt
« on: May 16, 2006, 05:44:05 PM »
How many times has someone said to you..... "You don't know Jack Schitt...." Now you will know the entire story...
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy Itailian number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks...
Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Knee-deep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt, and together they produced six children.
Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son, named Bull Schitt.
In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip Schitt married Lotta Schitt and they have a son, Chicken Schitt. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens Brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt.
Bull Schitt just married a spicy Itailian number, Pisa Schitt and they are expecting the arrival of Baby Schitt.
So, now you know Jack Schitt and his family, in case someone asks...
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Spam / Size is every thing
« on: May 06, 2006, 09:06:48 PM »
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
The small guy faints.
The big dude picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him and asks the small guy, "What's wrong with you?"
The small guy says, "Excuse me, but what did you say?" The big dude looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Thank God! I thought you said 'Turn around'."
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Spam / 4 people and only 3 parachutes
« on: May 03, 2006, 06:19:28 PM »
An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes. The first passenger said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player. The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he took the first parachute and left the plane.
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the cleverest woman in the world." She just grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you. The world's cleverest woman took my school backpack."
The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the cleverest woman in the world." She just grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left. As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The boy said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you. The world's cleverest woman took my school backpack."
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Spam / How unlucky
« on: February 09, 2006, 09:17:08 PM »
Subject: I hate my job
The next time you have a bad day at work ... think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dia
in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.
Needless to say, she won!
Hi Sue:
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would
share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities
of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the
office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to
the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit.
This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my
back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The
hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick
to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my
dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before
I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt
as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse
it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"
The next time you have a bad day at work ... think of this guy.
Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dia
in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.
Needless to say, she won!
Hi Sue:
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would
share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all.
Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities
of my job.
As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the
office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial
water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to
the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit.
This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my
back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The
hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick
to it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.
When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the
jellyfish into the crack of my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my
dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.
Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three
agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before
I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.
As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running
down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt
as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.
So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse
it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.
Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job"
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