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But FIRST, answer me these questions three!

Question number one: Do you have a dildo or any other sexual apparatus that could be used to penetrate Milky's tight poop chute?

Question number-o deuce: What would you be willing to do to Milky's anus including but not limited to, scat play, rim jobs, or Cleveland steamers?

The third and final question: Have you ever listened to Barbara Streisand while dancing naked in a shower of yours or someone else urine?

I want to answer this as well in hopes one day I will be able to join mafia.

1. I have a slab of petrified dinosaur poo long enough to extend into the recipients anus as well as my own simultaneously, acting as a double sided dildo while the excrement from both our orifices lubricates the dino poo, inhibiting friction while promoting and intensifying sexual prostate stimulation.

2. I could write it a letter every day, taunting it, preparing it, getting his tight little pink butthole so moist it will drown itself in bodily fluids from extreme anticipation. After years of seducing, I would find Milky's anus sleeping peacefully, silence but smelly as I lurk over him in the dark night, readying myself for the desires that his anus yearns for. A cactus can only do so much to a young man's naughty spot, so I would have to include the follow: a ping pong paddle, pork rinds, a signed 1994 nolan ryan baseball card, 3 clothes hangers, and a bottle of cholula hot sauce. And it's all going in your ass.

3. Of course I have, you were the one I was in the shower with, or should I say... the golden shower hehe

Hope I get accepted guys thx

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Nice avatar chris LOL

So when does everyone hop on vent and game it up? I need some video games in my life. I should probably buy bf3...

Phantom you still here...

i'm still here babe. im at work and ran out of shit to look at online so thought I'd come check up on you beefcakes

Just FYI - Misfit was involved with Mean Green.  She got a divorce over it.

hahaha niceeeeee! Misfit the cougar hunter LOL and she had kids too, didnt she... wut a sl0t.

I might, I heard you have to have a kick ass computer to run it. my computer plays battlefield:BC2 pretty decently tho, so hopefully it will work for BF3 on low settings or something.

ya i got 1 more semester left. and wasser i will do you.

I've been out living it up while I'm still young lol...and college. I was playing world of warcraft for a few years but too much school right now so I stopped. Was just bored tonight so thought I'd see if you guys were still around/alive or not. I still talk to chrisdakilla here and there but that's about it. Lot of good times and late nights here.