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136

Media / Friday

« on: August 18, 2007, 07:47:32 PM »

Here's the beer garden we go to pretty much every Lunch time for a few pints to make the afternoon fly by at work, the pubs called 'Whitelocks' in some back alley . We picked up two teenies and dragged them to the pub to try and get Daniel laid but I'm starting to think he's gay cos he didnt seem to appreciate Jamilla rubbing him up when she was drunk. From left to right Jonathan(IT Department, fat dirty bastard), Daniel(customer services) Jamilla(naughty half egyption teeny),Steve(Customer services, cheeky git ) and Sarah(a Irish shy teeny with perky tits, blushes when you talk to her).

137

General / Google Earth

« on: August 12, 2007, 05:36:50 AM »

Cool things to check out on Google Earth:
Just copy the coordinates and paste them in your address bar, I'm not sure all of them work however:
The radar station is particularly impressive...

01. Google Pool: 37Â°25'20.41"N 122Â° 5'6.00"W
02. Airplane: 50Â°12'47.26"N 8Â°52'7.31"E
03. Tent: 28Â°29'43.15"N 81Â°34'50.07"W
04. Indian 1: 6Â°42'51.37"N 42Â°11'42.82"E
05. Black Line & Fire on ice: 69Â° 3'7.72"N 41Â° 8'29.66"W
06. BAR: 39Â°49'21.77"N 3Â°28'44.50"W
07. Star: 37Â°24'1.66"N 116Â°51'58.85"W
08. Pyramid: 37Â°37'38.49"N 116Â°50'26.44"W
09. Eddie Fuck: 53Â°32'18.35"N 1Â°20'44.17"W
10. Nude Dutch People: 52Â° 4'43.34"N 4Â°19'58.12"E
11. Nude German Woman: 52Â°30'31.46"N 13Â°20'6.90"E
12. English Crop Circle: 53Â°31'54.33"N 1Â°21'24.93"W
13. Firefox-Logo: 45Â° 7'25.87"N 123Â° 6'48.97"W
14. Nazi-Building: 32Â°40'33.83"N 117Â° 9'28.36"W
15. Reversed Ship: 35Â° 9'18.21"N 129Â° 8'51.37"E
16. Bomber: 52Â°20'10.98"N 0Â°11'43.17"W
17. Indian 2 (with i-pod): 50Â° 0'38.19"N 110Â° 6'48.31"W
18. Donut Store: 25Â°57'0.25"N 97Â° 8'50.29"W
19. Giant of TarapacÃ¡: 19Â°56'56.86"S 69Â°38'1.81"W
20. Italian Crop Circle: 44Â°40'52.79"N 10Â°19'6.39"E
21. Radar Station: 18Â°20'39.01"N 66Â°45'8.79"W
22. Sailing/Pirate Ship: 33Â°51'13.07"S 151Â°13'59.47"E

138

Media / Father Ted The Racist

« on: August 12, 2007, 03:35:19 AM »

I don't know if most of you have heard of Father Ted, but here's 2 funny clips:

Racist Father Ted http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6qTyDFtLEU

Fecking Greeks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHh3ykPQEl4

139

BF 1942 / Dopey Kids

« on: August 08, 2007, 04:31:54 AM »

These two kids were so dopey they spent most of the time shooting and bombing their own team members. I thought I'd see just how dopey they were, I'm COSMO by the way...

08/08/2007 11:40:56 : # [Global] COSMO: I was in WW2
08/08/2007 11:40:59 : # [Global] LemonTart: like a ammo
08/08/2007 11:41:08 : # [Global] LemonTart: were u a krout
08/08/2007 11:41:17 : # [Global] COSMO: no
08/08/2007 11:41:42 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: whow oldR U cosmo?
08/08/2007 11:41:42 : # [Global] COSMO: 80
08/08/2007 11:41:45 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: whoa!
08/08/2007 11:41:51 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: respect
08/08/2007 11:42:12 : # [Global] LemonTart: so u r a american
08/08/2007 11:42:18 : # [Global] COSMO: I drove a sherman
08/08/2007 11:42:18 : # [Global] LemonTart: what did u do in ww2
08/08/2007 11:42:21 : # [Global] LemonTart: kool
08/08/2007 11:42:27 : # [Global] LemonTart: what reg?
08/08/2007 11:42:42 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: who did U fight
08/08/2007 11:42:42 : # [Global] COSMO: germans
08/08/2007 11:42:42 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: ?Krauts or UJaps?
08/08/2007 11:42:45 : # [Global] LemonTart: he would of fought krouts
08/08/2007 11:42:51 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: did you kll anyone?
08/08/2007 11:42:54 : # [Global] LemonTart: u land on dd?
08/08/2007 11:42:57 : # [Global] LemonTart: d day
08/08/2007 11:43:06 : # [Global] COSMO: I was just the driver
08/08/2007 11:43:12 : # [Global] LemonTart: still
08/08/2007 11:43:18 : # [Global] LemonTart: did u ladn dda?
08/08/2007 11:43:18 : # [Global] LemonTart: lag
08/08/2007 11:43:24 : # [Global] LemonTart: land* d day*
08/08/2007 11:43:36 : # [Global] COSMO: no later
08/08/2007 11:44:10 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: did u kill anyone?
08/08/2007 11:44:19 : # [Global] COSMO: no
08/08/2007 11:44:22 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: wwhy?
08/08/2007 11:44:22 : # [Global] LemonTart: his gunner prob did
08/08/2007 11:44:43 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: you were a commander in a tank?
08/08/2007 11:44:46 : # [Global] LemonTart: because the driver of a tank doesn't shoot the gun
08/08/2007 11:44:46 : # [Global] COSMO: yes we shot 4 panzers
08/08/2007 11:44:52 : # [Global] LemonTart: sweet
08/08/2007 11:44:55 : # [Global] LemonTart: panzer 4's?
08/08/2007 11:44:58 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: whoa
08/08/2007 11:45:01 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: 'respect
08/08/2007 11:45:42 : # [Global] COSMO: IM JUST KIDDING HA HA HA
08/08/2007 11:45:42 : # [Global] COSMO: YOU GUYS ARE DOPEY
08/08/2007 11:45:42 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: ?
08/08/2007 11:45:42 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: ??
08/08/2007 11:45:42 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: idiot!
08/08/2007 11:45:42 : # [Global] CEM: zoidy fuck
08/08/2007 11:45:42 : # [Global] COSMO: lol
08/08/2007 11:46:12 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: you liar
08/08/2007 11:46:12 : # [Global] dragon-man: DAM
08/08/2007 11:46:12 : # [Global] COSMO: 80 lol like Id be playing this
08/08/2007 11:46:12 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: how do we kick someone out of a server?
08/08/2007 11:46:12 : # [Global] LemonTart: i know a 60 old
08/08/2007 11:46:20 : # [Global] LemonTart: who plays ga,es like this
08/08/2007 11:46:20 : # [Global] LemonTart: games
08/08/2007 11:47:17 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: so how old R U thenif U R not 80?w
08/08/2007 11:47:26 : # [Global] COSMO: 3
08/08/2007 11:47:42 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: your lying
08/08/2007 11:47:42 : # [Global] COSMO: lol
08/08/2007 11:48:15 : # [Global] LemonTart: god dam i ahe u
08/08/2007 11:48:18 : # [Global] LemonTart: hate
08/08/2007 11:48:24 : # [Global] COSMO: ha ha ha
08/08/2007 11:48:39 : # [Global] LemonTart: puppy u bombed the wrong base
08/08/2007 11:48:54 : # [Global] LemonTart: cosmo where r u
08/08/2007 11:49:09 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: hopefully he died of old age!
08/08/2007 11:49:21 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: he said he was 80
08/08/2007 11:49:27 : # [Global] a cute lttle puppy: he should be dead

140

Spam / Infinate Regression

« on: August 04, 2007, 04:45:20 AM »

Now here's a painting of a landscape, now the artist who painted that picture say's something is missing, what is it?
It is I myself, who is part of the landscape I painted.
So he mentally takes a step back a bit, or regress's, and paints a picture of the artist painting a picture of the landscape.
Still something is missing, that something is still his real self painting the second picture.
So he regress's further and paints a third.
A picture of the artist painting a picture, of the artist painting a picture of the landscape.
And because something is still missing.
He paints a 4th and a 5th until he paints a picture of the artist painting a picture, of the artist painting a picture, of the artist painting a picture, of the artist painting a landscape.
So Infinate regression?
It is the moment when our artist has regressed to the point of infinity and himself becomes part of the landscape he painted and is both the observer and the observed.
Well in that peculiar condition what would he be observing if he were observing moments of Time.
Time is like a freeway with an infinate number of lanes, all leading from the past to the future.
A driver by changing lanes may crash or however a driver by changing lanes may survive.
It follows that changing lanes can tell you the future or make it.

141

Media / Darth Vader gets Owned

« on: July 12, 2007, 12:28:06 PM »

I don't know what the hell these Japs are saying but its funny anyways...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INmz-EntcvM

142

General / 4th July

« on: July 04, 2007, 11:41:13 AM »

Congratulation s, you guys no longer have to plow my fields, cut my grass and pay me a substantial chunk of your income lol

Now Cut My Grass Bitches!!!

143

General / My Bro's 27th

« on: June 10, 2007, 12:40:52 PM »

My Brother had a costume party this weekend see if you can ghess me and louys characters. Two films. Whoever ghesses wins a cookie..

144

Media / Annoying Devil

« on: April 27, 2007, 09:12:35 AM »

This guy cracks me up:
"you are too fat for chocolate" lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TirC5DHn_RQ

145

Media / Human horse racing

« on: April 25, 2007, 07:47:54 AM »

100k in the bag worth it or not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krhWjIcvrQw

146

Media / Smack my bitch up

« on: April 24, 2007, 05:08:54 AM »

LOL when the DJ gets his decks smashed
Wait for the twist.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYwgcLNWfj0

147

BF 1942 / Gamespy is getting crashed?

« on: April 19, 2007, 05:18:12 AM »

I think gamespy is getting crashed and when it does the update button on your bf1942 game will lock up and freeze you when you try to access the internet. During this time you should notice that FEAR in the same way will freeze when you click the server list button.
This used to only happen on Sundays for some strange reason then would miraculously recover sometime through the week. I got round this problem at first by using the server tool and going directly to either 1.6 or M1.6 but now when I try all I get is "Failed to connect to server" hmmm. Any Thoughts?

148

Media / Prank call to Scottish takaway

« on: March 07, 2007, 05:27:40 AM »

This Pizza guy sound's like grounds keeper Willie and loses his temper way too easily. Too Funny, check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0TxfwB3BWQ

149

Media / Little Britain

« on: February 12, 2007, 03:09:27 AM »

These guys crack me up, heres a few of my favourite sketches:
Granny fancier
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5cSyPKnhnk
Indian shop keeper
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB9kj9-aTrI
College Administrator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cCctD2Zqpk
Pirate Memory game
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qr4HOdFVps

150

Media / Mi Drunken Paddy friends

« on: January 22, 2007, 05:58:56 AM »