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These two pheasants got owned!!!!!!
http://www.mafiafreeservices.com/rih/accounts/8/bird2.jpg

Check out this cheeky little bastard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXa4mBP0Ww

The Germans want German to be the International language.
 
Brussels are saying that because English is spoken so widely, that English ought to be the new International language.
 
Brussels also say with so many 'silent' letters in words, and letters like 'ph' sounding the same as 'f', English should be made easier before being adopted as the International language.
 
A team of experts are looking at the changes that need making, and have drawn up a 5 year plan.
 
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
 
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
 
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
 
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
 
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
 
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
Disgrasful and it should go away.
 
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
 
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
 
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united vold vil finali kum tru.
 
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze Forst plas.

Love these guys, haven't seen many video's but they look as if they've been smokin for a good while before shootin the vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P60WQJWUCLI

Funniest bit is when he stumbles past a dude waking on the street as if hes made of jagged pixels:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ3_t-UX6Ig

This must have been one expensive day out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfyxK9nUn6E

This is wierd 4 Lithuanian gangsters were killed by SMG's at the end of my street last weekend in Leeds, Oakwood but theres nothing on the news. One of my friends was walking past the pizza house opposite when it happened and said it was a drive by and lasted 1 minute or less yet theres nothing on the news?  I think it must be some kind of public relation hush after PC Broadhurst and his partner were gunned down at the end of my street by a crazy marine. Kinda makes you think twice about going out at night. I admit it sounds pretty far out, but apparently allot of east european gangs are heading west to find new stomping grounds. I was sat next to some wierd russian guy the other day in the job centre who kept saying you have please....cana bis please yes. Shhut up man you fuckin idiot(waiting for my interview), Jeese I must look like a fuckin drug dealer. You gotta dress down at the job centre though theres dudes outside that will gladly rob you for your shoes.

I've been playin a stupid ammount of bf ctf on Misfits server and a Spanish clan called Fosa seem to have the patch for the bunkers. I've caught a few of them in the bunkers but coulden't do shit. You should ban these guys cos I think they're the source for the leak. Misfit, you must have sold some Spanish dude a patch and they've spread it. Rat man banned one Fosa guy today, but if that guy had it, the whole clan probably have.