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News / Re: Obama vs. Muslims
« on: September 07, 2014, 09:21:24 AM »
Religion is ironic, The for-fathers of this world gave them guidelines to live in peace. Only now they use these same guidelines to destroy each other.

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Media / Re: What do you look like?
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:19:47 PM »
Legend!

Hey man, got any ludes?

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News / Re: Robin Williams
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:14:55 PM »
I love Good Morning Vietnam.
Although I always thought the bit where he broke down because he couldn't reel the whole news was more than acting. Like he utililised some real depression or somthing.

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News / Re: Obama vs. Muslims
« on: August 23, 2014, 01:00:15 PM »
3 Brittish terrorists named John, Paul and Ringo are cutting the heads off innocent American journalistists and your still blaming Muslims. Ever heard maxwells silver hammer?

Who will win?
Well for a start: there will NEVER be a victory for either Muslims or Presidents. Their fight gives them purpose and existance. (being philosical)

I think this says a million words on how much bullshit Britain has been fed by politicians like David Cameron about Islamic Britain with 100's of Brittish Muslims on Jihad in Iraq, Gaza and Syria.
2 weeks ago a Muslim guy knocked on my door asking for money to finance volunteers to Gaza and Syria. I said no, that I'm neutral and I didn't know where the money will go. Basically I didn't wanna say the wrong thing and have a brick thrown threw my window.







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News / Re: Philip Seymour Hoffman dead at 46
« on: March 16, 2014, 09:56:12 PM »
Talented mr riipley, the big lebowski, capote. Bring that shitt!!!

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General / Re: Happy Britday Dune Surfer
« on: November 03, 2013, 06:41:39 PM »
Thanks guys I really appreciate you giving me birthday wishes still even though I'm hardly around. Well I went to the coast and did some gambling. Went for a pub crall around Whitby (where dracula comes from), Went to a Brazillian bar called Sandanista and drunk loads of strange drinks they took ages to prepare, then went to Mojo's an indie bar and had some more strange drinks. Then I had friends round at my place via an all night liquor store who's staff carried me through the shop while I pointed at booze which they bagged up for me then helped me out of the door into a taxi. It only occured to me the next day how blatently irresposible that was on their part but fuckit I had drinks for the party. Stayed up all night and fucked off work for the next few days. 34 wow! I don't think there's actually is a time in your life when your compelled to behave more responsibly :)




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Media / Re: What do you look like?
« on: August 15, 2013, 09:03:26 AM »
KENDAL rock music festival

VIP AREA

*cough* "I'm in The Black Crowes"



Free noodles and beer




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Media / Re: Beat Box
« on: August 09, 2013, 12:37:56 PM »
He must have lame friends to get this far

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Spam / Fuck woman in the ass!
« on: August 09, 2013, 12:02:17 PM »

All women over 30 love it in the ass!  Fuck them in the ass!!!
All women over 40 love it in the ass!  Fuck them in the ass!! Tell them your fucking them in the ass!11
 :coolie: :coolie: :coolie: :coolie: :coolie: :coolie: :coolie: :coolie: :coolie:

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Media / Re: U.S. cargo plane crashes in Afghanistan
« on: May 06, 2013, 03:40:26 PM »
Apparently in hostile territory pilots climb higher more quickly to avoid surface to air missiles and ground fire etc. However It looks like this pilot tried to take off almost vertically and inevitably stalled the plane. ::) I'm betting he's done the same take off many times pushing the rate of assent and this time he pushed it too far.

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News / Boston Blows up
« on: April 15, 2013, 12:53:57 PM »

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Media / Sin redemption Christian vs Muslim
« on: March 29, 2013, 02:53:42 PM »
Great argument at speakers corner Hyde Park:

"I Don't want Jesus Christ to be punished for my sins. I want to be punished for my own sins."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI91xQIRNE8&NR=1&feature=fvwp

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Media / Re: Caption This Ver. 16.0
« on: March 24, 2013, 03:14:53 PM »
'Happy Days' episode .327 "Richie Loses his cherry" -Deleted

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News / Re: Knives allowed back on planes
« on: March 07, 2013, 08:13:24 PM »
In a statement by the NPA (National Pocket Knife Association) they defended pocket knifes and blamed the hijacks of 911 on the lack of pocket knifes carried by the flight crew. 

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Media / Re: Jesus (By Me)
« on: February 05, 2013, 05:32:04 PM »
It's a nice dark interpretation
Everyone knows Jesus was black

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