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Spam / Re: Time to bitch about my rommate
« on: June 16, 2012, 07:50:36 AM »
Tell them you've defected to the soviet union to be a communist because the frat was too socialist.

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Graphics / Re: Which to choose?
« on: June 10, 2012, 06:59:10 PM »
What is the project? judging by the picture Health insurance or Babycare? 1# looks the best but without the blue straight lines or that faded bird. Loose the triangle thing aswell it ruins the colorful flames.

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General / Re: Truth or Fiction?
« on: June 10, 2012, 03:29:42 PM »

No the laws of physics have not been concurred and faster than light travel is not possible.
I don't really believe there are any laws to physics apart from the inevitability of development.
"The speed of light" is just like the speed of sound was to people 50 years ago. We see stars from here exploding hundreds of years ago like the belated sound from a gunshot to hearing the impact a mile away.
We have jets now that break the sound barrier everyday.
Now nature has shown us that its possible to fold and tear holes in space. I see good things ahead for faster than light travel.

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General / Re: Truth or Fiction?
« on: June 09, 2012, 08:12:01 AM »
LOL This guy sounds like a total douche:
"Now the planet that we know of as Mars, was at one time inhabited errr but again at one time was wiped out by the people who inhabited the planet which were much nore technically advanced than we are" How many times can these superior beings wipe out their own planet?
Then they travel millions of miles and put bases on the Moon when its spitting distance from earth which is a miracle of sustaining life in our whole solarsystem. Then when their not travelling at the speed of light or interdimencial ly they lose control of their flying saucers travelling across deserts in the US or Russia(who the fuck wants to go there?).
I think something got lost in translation maybe in the 1950's when these aliens vogued infront of cameras. There not Grey's but Gays.

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General / Re: P90X
« on: June 06, 2012, 05:43:17 AM »
Any suggestions or does it look about right? Inb4 "52g protein shake is a lot of jizz trololo"
If you like drinking jizz get a man whore he could give you tips on body tone techniques and stuff unfortunately my calender is full this month

96
General / Re: The Blob.....
« on: May 27, 2012, 02:01:43 PM »
Wo! I thought my penis was small

97
General / Re: Hellraiser
« on: May 27, 2012, 01:56:26 PM »
Happy birthday dude. I taped you second season of Jersey Shore

98
Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: May 15, 2012, 03:18:53 PM »
God! I want to make love to you both now

99
Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: May 15, 2012, 12:17:08 PM »
There ain't no corners to drive by and no 5 O to chase a nigga.
The engine budget went making the car hop higher you feel me.
Rolled round 20 cars not one has a sterio to steal.
There ain't no damn cup holder for my 40.
The wheels are spinning too fast the bitches can't see my trims yall.

100
Flame / Re: Meeester's Momma drama
« on: May 05, 2012, 10:23:55 PM »
Well from my perspective. You sound like an arrogant, hatefull young man and I would be lighty supprised if you didn't cause the whole breakup yourself. And what is this????? Do you want us to pat you on the back for being a devil son and breaking up your family? Let me get this straight, you called the police on your own mom! What the hell is going on in your head it sounds like your dad is Charles Manson?

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Flame / Re: Meeester's Momma drama
« on: May 02, 2012, 08:16:46 PM »
Sometimes married people simply fall out of love and can't bear to live with each other. But they're tied to responsibiliti es. Their older parents and children have expectations of them that tortures them while they're not happy but stuck. You may consider your dad as a voice of reason but this will drive your mom off, and to drink. You need to stop siding against your mom, sit down and say what you've said to us, to just her, and the world could change for you bro.

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General / Re: Hello, Long time no see?
« on: April 30, 2012, 02:29:31 AM »
^^^ damn, lol. I'm reading above from my phone, did whoops really post all of that or does it look like a lot because of my phone?
Possibly could be your phone but it looked like quite an outburst from here aswell.  :D

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General / Re: Hello, Long time no see?
« on: April 20, 2012, 04:33:42 PM »
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Hello, Long time no see?
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i can't see the color blue so they have a blue-tint. so i fucking look terrible
Damn, I could run you over in a blue car and you wouldn't see what's coming. Ultraxwing=Mr MaGoo

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Media / Re: The Walking Dead Meets PraiseKirk.com
« on: April 19, 2012, 01:03:51 PM »
Nice vid. Is it just me me but why are two british guys with appalling American accents playing lead roles in this series. There must be at least 1 redneck and a nigger in the US.

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General / Re: Motorcycle thread
« on: April 16, 2012, 03:48:04 PM »
So I'm thinking about getting a street bike sometime next year, any suggestions?
Get a car

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