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That son of a bitch, I swear, if he holds up the next album i'm gonna be pissed.

Well? Who will it be?

Was looking through my email and i hit "last" and to my surprise i see about 8 emails asking about donating to missys server from when i was a nub. Check it.first email is from the 6th of December 2006, the last is around 2008.
i also have emails from asheydawg consisting of "Your mom" repeated

    just a few questions 1. how much to pay for the patches 2. i pm beetlejuice and tell him what its for right??3.how do i pay with a paypal? thnx for your time        <{[(*MaGgOt*)]}>

Hey Maggot
Just consider how much time it takes me to 1.Make all the mods...2.Make all the Patches....3.M ake installers.... ....4.Maintain the server and keep it running(not free for me).
and reply to every single email I get.And tell me what you think it is worth.Then I will make my decision.I'm not saying more than 10$ or anything just make it worth my while thats all...-<M>-You can either pay me directly paypal@bfmisfit@yahoo.com or click Donate at mafiaowns.com for Misfits server...be sure to specify......

i was thinking that i would donate around 25 at the least i just dont know how to use a paypal or anything.i realize that this is very time consuming and very much work that you do
i would believe that it would be almost disrespectful to not honor that.well ill buy a paypal and figure this out,do i just buy a card at a store or what?i am completely oblivious.well that is all for now. Ps. the server looks great

God i was an inch from sucking his dick over teh internet.

I appreciate your generousity,25 is too much for me to ask outta anyone.$10 would do just fine and that is the going rate I guess you sould say.Paypal is free,just gotta sign up.

User name :        maggotone
password            misfit   
 
Server -<MisfiT>-
 
IP         209.11.245.68
port              14667

here are sthe new patches...just run the installer
there are some teleports on Battle of britain and coral sea
Also some hidden weapon packs on battle of the buldge...(top of windmill)

This message is to ALL PATCH HOLDERS.
 
Server cost is due monthly,you all know that.I am going to start changing the patches monthly and charging a small subscription fee for the updates to help maintain the server fund.I cannot keep this up on my own or on the hopes of new people buying patches before each month is up.I spend ALOT of time on modding and server maintenence and I think this small fee is a small price to pay to have the upper hand and help me out.
 
The fee ($1.50) is due on the 14th of each month for the server fee is due on the 15th.
On the 15th of each month,the patches will change so you will recieve the updates only when I recieve the server fee.
 
I thank you for all your support...have fun!

I didnt even know your server was back up =( glad you told me......or my mother for that matter  . can maggot get some patchhesssss or a chance at admin abuse back?


Hope all is well in maui.


Greetz

NO...,jk

Holy hell even one from GE3 UK

Hey man this is GĂȘE.Ure good i hope?Just wonderd if this was your own email
address or your mums?Just hav a couple of questions you could help me
with.Lemme know thnx m8ty CYA!!!!

>nope this one is mine LOL sup gee???shoot yourquestions at me..

I was just wondering if you have the ingame admin commands?you know like
!runnext,!kick. ect ect.Could you send them to me if you have?Im sure il
have some more nooby questions for ya soon LOL thnx m8,speak soon

Wow, idiot
http://twobluecrabs.com/?p=486

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/45812/Enemy+of+the+state+WIN/

http://flirtygirlfit.com/

Should be called whores love cock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipENGnUl3S4

check this out, only works with headphones.... best when the tv volume is down or any other outside noise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wT1XuB95qMk&fmt=18

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXm6SuUigI&fmt=18

Over the past week or so i have been making stories randomly on all our members, granted i am not done yet i thought i would share what i have thus far then just edit when i finish the last few members so you can get some lolz. Just a quick FYI this post is strictly for fun. Dont take offense from most of it. Btw yes i know my spelling is wrong on alot of it and some words misplaced just keep in mind i have been doing bits and pieces of it at around 4 or 5 in the mornin.

The Titties theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

There is little known about the one they call titties, facts that are known....

1.) Is an avid surfer of porn, always having over 20 gigs on hand at any given time.
2.) Loves meth, has been know to smoke roughly 15 rocks in a day
3.) Has broken more keyboards than jews killed at the hands of hitler,the result....alwa ys having caps on.
4.) Was diagnosed as mentally retarded at the age of 19 and hasn't held a steady job since the age of 23 as a pornographic films director....no w 43 he lives a a sad shell of a life full of chronic masturbation.
5.) Loves niggers so much that he has to shout it out at least 16.34 times a day (Estimate*).

Be on the watchout for titties for when seen there is a warrant in place...might be able to make a little dough son.




The Bacon theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

Yet another where not much is known about the person at hand.....facts (what little there may be).

1.) Appears he is in T.F.O.N.P.F.T. P.A (the future of nufag pilots for the prophet allah) where he trains on how to fly into buildings with record accuracy.
2.) Favorite animal is the pig
3.) Was verbally abused as a child and has reppressed all homosexual tendencies in fear that he would be a beaten by his older brother (titties)
4.) killed all neighborhood dogs and cats in october of 2005, later he put them into brown paper bags and returned them to the owners.

Another member of the MOTWP (MAGGOT ON THE WATCH PROGRAM) When seen report immediately to Pvt. Hellraiser for your spanking.



The Balthazar theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT (get some popcorn and strap yourselves in  )

The first of the members thus far that can have a profile made. At the age of 3 he was put up for adoption by his mother (elvira) and father (john wayne gacy) in nufag springs, holland. he never was like the others
growing up.....his adopted mother (Aileen Wuornos) and father (powder) feared that he was a narcissist and put him into millitary school for their own safety. He had feelings.....s trange feelings that he couldn't
keep hiding, when he got out of school he was aressted for his first time pulling tricks in his hometown of nufag springs.....th e charges were later dropped but what a mistake it would prove to be. 6 months later
he was arrested again for indecent exposure while performing necrophilic acts on a rotting cat corpse (one of Bacons Victims). He later enrolled in school where he dormed up with matt damon and mike jones.
His college years were years for experimenting. ..over the next four years he was free to fill all of his homosexual tendencies. He went back to nufag springs with his degree in hand and decided to tell his father
that he was in fact,a homosexual. His father did not take it so well, he couldn't live with the fact that his son was a homosexual and killed himself with a rusty spoon in the family home. Due to the pigmentation
of his skin however,Powders body was never found....it is rumored that his adopted son, full of guilt vowed to live on his father's legacy of necrophilia by injecting himself with the blood of his father....sinc e
2002 Balthazar has yet to be seen again due to how white he is. It has never been confirmed that he still is alive......fac ts.

1.) Complete homosexual
2.) was at one point a grand dragon in the KKK
3.) Is a necrophiliac
4.) Can not be seen due to how white he is
5.) Goes by the nickname of "The baking soda bandit"
6.) Visits coma patients at his current place of work (hospital) for their oral medication.
7.) Will later kill at least 45 people in a shopping mall after being told that nobody loves him later killing himself.

You should avoid all physical contact with this member and make sure never to be left in the same room as him alone.




The Beatlejuice theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

Another member with not many facts involved but we can see what we can dig up on him

At a very early age the Beatle had many problems. He grew up in a home with 7 brothers and sisters being raised by only his mother. Without a father figure around he was a little hellion. He joined the junior KKK and
was often spotted at video stores destroying the VHS's that were there.....he was the worst of the worst. His mother kicked him out at 13 and he was homeless.....b ut not for long. He soon took refuge in a man known as "Mr. Big".
He was a great role model for the beat's. He showed him how to steal,cheat and make that money (BOI). His life was a paradise...jus t himself, Mr. Big,and the cardboard box they called home. His mother soon realised the mistake
she had made and begged for him to return home but by this point he was too alienated to comply, He figured Mr. Big would take care of him.....he was wrong. Soon Mr. Big was arrested for drug possesion..... his third strike.
He somehow turned it around and said Beatle was the menace and got him thrown in jail for criminal mischief and was given a term of 18 months but beatle was a badass with gravel in his gut and steroids in his ass he felt all powerfull....
he was a god, or so he thought. it wasn't long before he tried to claim his dominance and what better way than to stab a fellow inmate. He went up to the biggest baddest nigger in there and attempted to stab him with a sharpened
toothebrush but failed horribly...the nigger grabbed the brush, did some jackie chan shit and started violating beatle right there on the prison yard. It was horrible, never had he felt so weak. for the last 12 months of his sentence
he was a complete loner. He got out and vowed to turn his life around....he started living his life for jesus and became completely clean. He became a teacher, a role model himself but no matter how hard he tries he always has a
special place in his heart for pulling a trick every now and then.

Facts

1.) loves jesus
2.) loves the Beatles
3.) loves Juice

Only facts known at this time


The Bonehead theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

Another member that would raep (rape) most without a second thought.....is one vile sum' bitch.

Not much is known about the one they call Bonehead other than he loves the cock and has a thing for a member known as "hellraiser". He appearently dislikes cats, is illiterate, is a chronic Alcoholic,and is a Redneck that has been known
to tell a fib or two.

Facts

1.) loves cock
2.) dislikes cats
3.) Chronic Alcoholic
4.) can lie

Be careful around this one.....there is a rumor that he has guns and a filthy whore-ish mouth.


The Bradley theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

Im not gonna lie there is pretty much nothing known about him so im going straight to the facts known

Facts

1.) founder
2.) been in jail
3.) his name is bradley

Yeah um wtf?


The Carnage theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

hahahahhahhaa the first dutch person to get mah boomstick *grunts*

He was the worlds top jumpstyle-ist for 4 years running from 2002-2006 when he saw the light and went into competitive pie baking, he was godly. Not only was he the best apple pie baker in teh modern worlds but he was one of the few dutch
to not space his exclamation points, periods, and question marks like the other dutch nufags. He discovered the world of metal and has a voice that would make James Earl Jones piss himself. All in all he was one pro piece of shit that will
be forever in my heart! I LOVE YOU CARNAGE!!! MARRY ME??

Facts

1.) swears that he is dutch (not yet confirmed)
2.) listens to good music
3.) pro pie baker

SERIOUSLY..... MARRY ME?


The Darkcritter theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

Uhhhh see description for Bradley

Facts

1.) dated the cum-dumpster
2.) boneheads ass feind
3.) another fucking redneck

Fuck him.....god damn why did i start to make this thread its not even 7 FUCK SHIT WHORE.



The Dune Surfer theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

HAHAHAHAHHAHAA HHAHAHAHAHAHAH

At a very young age in the UK dune started started spit shining shoes on the corners wearing only a bowlers cap and a monocle....he was very popular. He was the richest shoe shine boy in the entire UK. He would take any form of payment although
his irish blood gave him a thirst for alcohol. One day a customer gave him a liter of vodka and it only went down hill from there. He was hooked....an instant alcoholic he stopped shining shoes and went with a job that could support his hobby,
he was a bartender. He constantly slipped roofies to the black customers at his bar and would rape them later to continue his nigger fetish...he was later caught and now is an unemployed sack of shit like all of the brits....HAHHA HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Facts

1.) alcoholic
2.) nigger lover
3.) see's panthers
4.) secretly is a child molester

Fuck you dune this took me 10 minutes



The MasseKiller (ExcoWear) theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

so you are the second dutch to get profiled eh??? GLWTFBBQPWNTBT CH!

He was just like any other dutch boy at the time, infatuated with the sound of music. It was his dream to perform "16 going on 17" in front of millions....he had the fire, the passion and the dream to be the best Rolf ever! He went on the dutch version
of American idol (NEDERLANDER IDOLISTER) to prove show how amazing he was. He went up and got to the second verse before being pelted with hundred of pissed off dutchmens clogs. It was the most horrifiying experience a dutch boy could ever have. He became
a shut in. He refused to talk to his friends or family(even refusing our interview attempt by yelling some non-sense then shutting the door in our face), instead he came to a website full of americans and started typing his illegible non-sense to all of us.
We finally told him how much he was hated and he made a bunch of emo threads to try and get sympathy....it didn't work, he later came back with apple pie and we were like, hey wanna join? and that is how it went down.

Facts

1.) is dutch
3.) loves sound of music

I know i put a 3 instead of a 2 but it doesn't matter......th e dutch can't count HAHAHAHHHAHA


The HeadHunter theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

You know what fuck him, fuck him the fucking fuck.

Facts

1.) haz guns (lolyarite)
2.) is only 12

End facts


The Hellraiser theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT


OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE MYSELF FOR EVERYTHING I AM ABOUT TO TYPE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

Hellraiser started off his life like any other homo from jersey.....sho otin' some B'Ball outside of his school with his homies whilst listening to salt n' peppa and kriss kross. Times were good for Hell....he got hooked on coke like the good litte hooker he is
and started selling oranges on the corner to support his habbit. He went by the alias of George Well Hung for 6 years til he hit the fragile prepubescent years. It was there that he learned to dance professionally . He loved it from the first lesson. he danced for
another few years after he hit 18 to get enough money to continue buying oranges to sell to continue buying coke, the circle worked great. One day would change everything for hell, he saw the most handsome mane he had ever seen walk into the doors of SmallCox Inc. Dance club......
His name was Achmed illadin from Iraq. He had to get his number and his number he got! They had a very physical relationship for nearly a year when one day Achmed got up and left back to Iraq without telling hell. Devastated he went in search for his lover back to the
Allah land of Iraq. He got there on the worst day ever....9/11. He was taken hostage by a bunch of pissed off terrorist with swords and had a video made with him being held hostage by a bunch of sand niggers with ski mask's. It was aired everywhere, when achmed saw it he was in shock.
He too went in search of his lost lover, he went with a mission....a mission to get his lover back. Through thousands of sunni's he stormed, like the fist of allah he came crashing into the world of hellraiser once again, he killed all of them except for one and started to untie hell when the man
shot Achmed and hell freaked. He started crying when a USMC squad stormed in and killed the last man taking hellraiser back with them turning him into a soldier. From that day forth he was a man on a mission.....a mission to kill as many sand niggers as possible.

Facts.

1.) loves cock
2.) loves oranges
3.) loves 80's rap
4.) has a penis the shape of most tuna cans

Fuck you hell....its 7:25 FUCK YOU!



The KrautKiller theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

He is an emotional whore with the IQ rivaling a colony of ants.

Facts

1.) has no penis (as shown in pictures of his pants)
2.) loves hawthorne heights

End facts.



The Lightning theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

After being bullied and beaten on by dem naggers in highschool he decided to get back at them the only way possible! becoming a police man and breaking some nigger skulls! sieg heil!

Facts.

1.) is a cop
2.) likes doghnuts

I love you lightnin'



The Manowar theory by *MAFIA* MAGGOT

So many VERY hateful things i could say about him on this one.....but i think ill take the semi-high road.

He grew up like every other person in the 60's, taught that cigars are better than oranges, acid better than apples and that hair metal would one day rule teh world!!!1@11one!
He was normal for years....went to a normal school, normal parents, but it all changed soon. The year was 1983, the year that he first heard manowar. He felt as though the music spoke to him!
He felt like they were a crowd, he felt as if it was the most awesome shit ever, boy was he in for a suprise. the 80's ended and the 90's came with a whole new style of music, manowar
was no more,bands like nirvana came about at he was lost.....he stuck out like a sore thumb with his assless leather chaps and studded belt. The others that went along with the music of the day
called him names, hurtful evil names that i shall not dare repeat. But he stuck with his band and one day soon he is convinced they will lead their followers to everlasting life!

Facts.

1.) he is old
2.) he likes hair metal where 90% of the singers have come out of the closet or died of aids.
3.) likes the chargers (pfft)

Boy im glad i don't have a name after a band.....o wait, shi.......