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General / Local Call
« on: January 02, 2010, 12:27:09 PM »
George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth. Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he was finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check. Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she was finished, the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars. Queen Elizabeth writes him a check. Finally, George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he was finished the devil informed him that there would be no charge for the call and feel free to call the USA anytime. When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA free. The devil replied, Since Obama became President of the USA, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.
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General / Paraormal Activity
« on: October 18, 2009, 11:54:16 PM »
Holy shit... Thats all that needs to be said.
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News / Gotta love Colbert...
« on: September 15, 2009, 10:02:52 PM »
As I am sure most of you had heard about Kanye West seeking out attention again like the little crack baby he is... If you hate him you should definitely watch this video... If you like Kanye you should probably watch the video then kill yourself.
http://blogs.trb.com/entertainment/technology/watchthis/2009/09/colbert_kanye_west_was_going_a.html
http://blogs.trb.com/entertainment/technology/watchthis/2009/09/colbert_kanye_west_was_going_a.html
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Games / xeros-keystore
« on: July 14, 2009, 11:44:58 AM »
Has anyone ever bought a key from xeros-keystore.com? How did you receive your key? There is no possible way to contact the admin on the site because the fucking contact system is busted or something. They don't have my address, yet I paid for a key. Mother fuckers are gonna start dropping if I don't get my BF2 key soon, I got that ich for some PR action.
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Help / 1.61 Fuckin up
« on: July 09, 2009, 07:50:15 PM »
Everytime I click update under the multiplayer tab it freezes for 30 seconds-ish then no games pop up. I reinstalled BF, even re-downloaded 1.61. Also tried turning off firewall and antivirus but no luck. Any Suggestions?
Edit... 1.6 and 1.61 are fuckered up.
Edit... 1.6 and 1.61 are fuckered up.
69
Help / Run BF1942 on my Macbook?
« on: June 14, 2009, 12:52:36 PM »
STOP, if you're gonna spam my thread with Apple is shitty and all that BS press the back button cause I already know and I don't fucking care.
Now, I have a Macbook Pro Intel Core Duo 2.4 GHz with an GeForce 8600M GT. Does anyone know if I can run BF on a program I have called VMware Fusion that runs windows on my book? If so, can I also play online??
Now, I have a Macbook Pro Intel Core Duo 2.4 GHz with an GeForce 8600M GT. Does anyone know if I can run BF on a program I have called VMware Fusion that runs windows on my book? If so, can I also play online??
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News / Fucking crazy
« on: June 01, 2009, 11:17:43 PM »
"SOFIA, Bulgaria - Incredulous doctors made five blood tests on a drunken man to confirm he had a blood-alcohol content of 0.914, far above the usual life-threatening range, police and doctors said Tuesday.
The 67-year-old man, whose name was not released, was hospitalized Dec. 20, when a car knocked him down on a street in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv.
A breath test showed high blood alcohol level, but police officers thought the result was inaccurate, because the man was conscious and talked with them, said Col. Angel Rangelov, head of police in Plovdiv.
Laboratory analysis of five subsequent blood samples taken the same day confirmed that the man had had a 0.914 blood alcohol content, Rangelov said. An 0.55 blood-alcohol level is usually considered as life-threatening.
Dr. Svetlan Dermendzhiev of Plovdiv's University hospital told state news agency BTA he had not seen such a high level.
The man was reported in stable condition after treatment for head injuries."
No fucking way, that is just ridiculous.
The 67-year-old man, whose name was not released, was hospitalized Dec. 20, when a car knocked him down on a street in the southern Bulgarian city of Plovdiv.
A breath test showed high blood alcohol level, but police officers thought the result was inaccurate, because the man was conscious and talked with them, said Col. Angel Rangelov, head of police in Plovdiv.
Laboratory analysis of five subsequent blood samples taken the same day confirmed that the man had had a 0.914 blood alcohol content, Rangelov said. An 0.55 blood-alcohol level is usually considered as life-threatening.
Dr. Svetlan Dermendzhiev of Plovdiv's University hospital told state news agency BTA he had not seen such a high level.
The man was reported in stable condition after treatment for head injuries."
No fucking way, that is just ridiculous.
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Help / Lost my damn disk
« on: April 24, 2009, 11:51:46 AM »
Does anyone have this: 
??
If so could you possibly upload the second disk so I can download and burn it? I lost it somehow...
Or if anyone has any ideas as to how I could install 1942 without it that would be magnificent. Danke.
??If so could you possibly upload the second disk so I can download and burn it? I lost it somehow...
Or if anyone has any ideas as to how I could install 1942 without it that would be magnificent. Danke.
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There are 4 men, each of them are stuck in the ground up to their chin and cannot turn their neck. Two of them are wearing a green hat and two are wearing a white hat. At least one of them need to figure out what order the hats are arranged on each of their heads or they will be killed... with a rusty chainsaw. They cannot speak to each other but can only blurt out the answer if they know it.
Trick is one of the men are stuck behind the wall while the other three are on the other side of the wall (again, all facing the wall) like so: (G = green hat, W = If you don't know, give up)
G> | <W <G <W
No one can see over, or through the wall. One of them can be absolutely 100% sure what order the hats are in, how?
Trick is one of the men are stuck behind the wall while the other three are on the other side of the wall (again, all facing the wall) like so: (G = green hat, W = If you don't know, give up)
G> | <W <G <W
No one can see over, or through the wall. One of them can be absolutely 100% sure what order the hats are in, how?
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Spam / Name the artist
« on: January 02, 2009, 11:39:36 PM »
If you can truly read these lyrics and guess the artist with no google, I applaud you my friend...
Now if my partners don't look good, Malik won't look good
If Malik don't look good, the Quest won't look good
If the Quest don't look good, then Queens won't look good
But since the sounds are universal, New York won't look good
Now if my partners don't look good, Malik won't look good
If Malik don't look good, the Quest won't look good
If the Quest don't look good, then Queens won't look good
But since the sounds are universal, New York won't look good