*MAFIA* Forums

*MAFIA* Forums

  • March 29, 2024, 03:38:32 AM
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome back the Arcade! Play over 100+ games to get the high score and compete against other forum members.

http://www.mafiaowns.com/index.php?action=arcade;sa=list;sortby=a2z;

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - *MAFIA* Whoops

Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15]
211
General / Re: {)estroyer
« on: November 07, 2009, 03:29:17 PM »
{)estroy a few brain cwlls tonight.

Looks like your brain cells just had a hiccup.

Happy Birthday {)estroyer

212
News / Re: Ft. Hood
« on: November 05, 2009, 04:21:06 PM »
Originally 7 dead now 12 dead...

http://www.military.com/news/article/report-fort-hood-shooting-leaves-7-dead.html

Sad shit

Hellraiser, I know that just because you are in the army doesn't mean you know everyone, but do you know anyone from Ft. Hood?

213
Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: November 04, 2009, 06:02:30 PM »
A teacher asks her class: “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?”

She calls on little Dymdez. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot”

The teacher replies: “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then Little Dymdez says: “I have a question for you. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied: “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”

To which Little Dymdez replied: “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.”

214
Spam / Re: joke spam
« on: November 04, 2009, 03:57:17 AM »
An old man lived alone in Idaho. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, Bubba, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Bubba,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my potato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the lot for me.

Love Dad.

~~~~~~~~~~

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Dad,

For heaven's sake, dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the BODIES!

Love Bubba,

~~~~~~~~~~

At 4 the next morning, F. B. I. agents and local police showed up and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

~~~~~~~~~~

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Bubba.

215
Spam / Re: Who sucks more cock
« on: November 02, 2009, 08:03:22 PM »

216
Spam / Re: Who sucks more cock
« on: November 02, 2009, 07:05:31 PM »

217
BF 1942 / serva
« on: November 02, 2009, 06:54:16 PM »
wat

The server IP has changed, just re-search for the server and add it back as a favorite.

*MAFIA* Modded 1.6
IP: 76.73.108.26:14567

218
Flame / Re: Vermillion and Anil
« on: November 02, 2009, 04:48:58 PM »
Did he mean-

I hope hellraiser will own in afghanistan. :D
or
I hope hellraiser will GET ownED in afghanistan. :D

219
Spam / Re: Who sucks more cock
« on: November 02, 2009, 04:20:17 PM »



MAGGOT: hjghjmk vg-= v9ci
Whoops: lagged?
MAGGOT: this PC=POS
Whoops: sweet
Whoops: seel it for $5
MAGGOT: fuck yeah
Whoops: like madmike did with his game
MAGGOT: You want to know some bullshit?
Whoops: YES
MAGGOT: i had SS the first part of the chat where it looked like you had consented to the whole thread
Whoops: SS?
MAGGOT: then when i copied the link and exited vent the last time lost it
MAGGOT: Screenshot
Whoops: bummer
MAGGOT: so now it looks like im a total asshole
Whoops: I still have it if you want it
MAGGOT: AND YOU
MAGGOT: PUT THIS WHOLE MEANING BS IN THERE
MAGGOT: Fuck
MAGGOT: ruined that thread
MAGGOT: least i had proof before
Whoops: I can change my message
MAGGOT: now i have nothing
Whoops: I exited out of the last chat, otherwise I would have given you the screenshot
Whoops: want to redo the conversation?
MAGGOT: sure lets try this
MAGGOT: you start
Whoops: Hello
MAGGOT: Hi
Whoops: Make a fuck thread about me, k?
MAGGOT: K
Whoops: thanks
MAGGOT: NP
Whoops: /end chat
Whoops: Now you can screenshot that... and I'll put the whole chat up a few days later
MAGGOT: Yeah!
Whoops: ok


http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/7899/maggot12.jpg

http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/4602/maggot22.jpg

http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5030/maggot33.jpg

220
Spam / Re: Who sucks more cock
« on: October 31, 2009, 07:54:09 PM »
Megan Fox's thumbs are HAWT


222
Spam / Re: Who sucks more cock
« on: October 31, 2009, 02:58:39 PM »
How about instead of making threads outing other members/flaming them you guys make a thread that actually have meaning?



223
Spam / Re: whoops...
« on: October 31, 2009, 07:36:41 AM »

Pages: 1 ... 13 14 [15]

Page created in 0.046 seconds with 30 queries.