Why my liberal friends won't let me near their kids
I was talking to my friend's little girl the other day. I asked her
what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied, "I want to be
President!" Both of her parents are liberal Democrats and were
standing there.
So then I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first
thing you would do?"
She replied, "I'd give houses to all the homeless people."
"Wow -what a worthy goal." I told her, "You don't have to
wait until
you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull
weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you
over
to the grocery store where this homeless guy hangs out, and you can give
him the $50 to use toward a new house."
Since she is only 6, she thought that over for a few seconds. While her
Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and
asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and
you
can just pay him the $50?"
I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party."
Her folks still aren't talking to me.
