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[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

this is cockraiser to a "T"

The 5 worst things about being a penis is ...

1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.

[*MAFIA* NiTrO]

it was originally like this i think...

the bad things about being a dick are..



         u have a head u cant think out of

an eye u can see from

        u hang around to nuts all day

your closest friend is an ass

        and ur best friend is a Pussy..

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

1. You have a hole in your head.
2. Your best friend is a cunt.
3. Your next door neighbors are 2 nuts and an asshole.
4. Every time you get excited you throw up.
5. You always are wearing a collar.
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Make these the new rules to be a *MAFIA* Rookie hahaha

[Head Hunter]

Make these the new rules to be a *MAFIA* Rookie hahaha

We've got enough dicks around here already, lol.