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Author Topic: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator  (Read 2919 times)

*MAFIA* masebot1

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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #225 on: September 17, 2008, 06:29:34 AM »

hmm... I take the stairs.

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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #226 on: September 17, 2008, 10:26:36 AM »

Real men run up 16 flights of stairs and then faint.
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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #227 on: September 17, 2008, 10:34:59 AM »

I love things like this, i was fucking pissing myself.
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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #228 on: September 17, 2008, 12:55:26 PM »

lol nice
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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #229 on: September 17, 2008, 03:24:15 PM »


10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You‘re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.


That's a good one to do.
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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #230 on: September 18, 2008, 01:43:41 AM »

I tend to pull down my pants and jerk off. 
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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #231 on: September 18, 2008, 04:15:14 AM »

I tend to pull down my pants and jerk off. 

 In public ???
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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #232 on: September 18, 2008, 07:33:53 AM »

In public ???
  No the fake elevator I have in my bedroom you crazy old bastard!!!!
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Re: Retarded Stuff To Do In An Elevator
« Reply #233 on: September 18, 2008, 09:07:55 AM »

You forgot "Look at the hotest chick in elevator while on bottom floor and ask, Going Down?"
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