1. When there‘s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn‘t you.
2. Ask if you can push the buttons for other people, but push the wrong ones.
3. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That‘s mine!"
4. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
5. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they‘d like to play.
6. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
7. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It‘s okay. Don‘t panic, they open up again."
8. Swat at flies that don‘t exist.
9. Call out, "Group hug!" then enforce it.
10. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You‘re one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
11. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
12. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
13. Grinning, stare at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
15. When the elevator reaches a floor, pretend you‘re struggling to open the door. And when it opens, by itself, play embarrassed.
16. Murmur, "Have to pee, have to pee", then say "Oooppps!"
17. Scream out Geronimo every time the door opens.
18. When everything is quiet, ask "Who‘s cell phone is that?
19. Wait until the elevators full and fart loudly.
