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[*MAFIA* Manowar]

Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other?'

She was a little taken aback, but she decided to tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.'

Little Tony said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'.

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

HAHAHA, love those jokes.

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

HAHAHA, love those jokes.

Got a bunch

Vaseline
 
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.
 
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
 
She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
 
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
 
"We use it for sex."
 
The researcher was a little taken aback. He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
 
The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."