HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to
go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your
house,' and he said 'no.' Then they said that all patrols were busy,
and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along
when available. George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and
phoned the police again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago
because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you
don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them.' Then he
hung up. Within five minutes six police cars, a SWAT Team, a
helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up
at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of
the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot
them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people.
