If he was really that great...don't you think that he would know talking shit on the computer really means nothing? Yeah.
Im Snyper. I am 104. I live on Venus, I have 4 arms and 6 legs. I make 34 million googabucks a year. I drive a Ford Mustangstardes troyer. My wife has 8 boobs. I went to the Best Blue Storm University of Venus. I have a lot of gas. My planet would squash you. Back when I was 26 I won gold the Venolympics in the 100, 200, and 300 kilomile. I invented stadium lighting that doesnt take 30 hounutes to light up. I come from the great line of Snypers. There was Abraham Linsnyper, Thomas Edisnyper, Billy Balwisnyper, Gingis Khasnyper, Napolean Bosnyper, Bill Cosbsnyper, Micheal Jordasnyper, Leonardo DaSnyper, Chuck Norrisnyper , William Shakesnyper, Christopher Columbusnyper, Ludwig Van Beethovesnyper, Mahatma Gandhsnyper, and who could ever forget the mighty Achillesnyper. ...