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[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the lady. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn't gone too far when my husband's mule stumbled. My husband quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my husband quietly said, 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My husband took a pistol from his pocket and shot him.

I started to protest over his treatment of the mule when he looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

LOL

[IronMan]

ROFL

You dont even understand it so shutup fuckface.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

ROFL

  can you ever post anything other than rofl?  Time to send the spammer back to your forums.  It wasn't me. 

[*MAFIA* Beatlejuice]

That's funny, you guys don't say anything to Dune Surfer about his "LOL" post, and its even funnier that you split his "ROFL" from spam to spam. 

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing.

"Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."

As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked,
"Do you swallow?"

"No!" she shrieked, aghast.

So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her.

"Do you screw?" he asked.

"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too.

The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor.

"I swallow! I screw!" she screamed in panic.

"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

That's funny, you guys don't say anything to Dune Surfer about his "LOL" post, and its even funnier that you split his "ROFL" from spam to spam. 

  I am creating a Ricardo "ROFL, LOL, ROFLMAO" and whatever else thread.  I know that there are other people that posted on there, but it is just to see how much I can get.  I am going back through everything he posted and I want to see just how much there is.