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*MAFIA* Beatlejuice

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almost owned myself
« on: November 17, 2008, 09:31:22 PM »
I left the basketball gym tonight to drive home.  With my short-term memory loss, I forgot that I put my cell phone on the top of my car to get my keys out of my bag.  So I drove home and when I unpacked everything I couldn't find it.  I went back outside to check my car...and it wasn't there.  So I drove back to the gym (about 10 minutes) to looked for it around there, but no luck.  When I got back home the second time and was about to walk into my house, I heard it ringing.  It was floating in a cloud, absolutely the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life.  No seriously, it was still on the top of my car.  Amazing.  Sorry if that bored any of you, I know you wanted it to fall off and get run over.  It has a rubber case on it so I guess that's how it stuck.
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*MAFIA* Dune Surfer

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Re: almost owned myself
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2008, 10:15:21 PM »
LOL Thats Awesome! Your either one lucky bastard! Or your woman has stolen your phone to check your messages and idiotically tried to convince you, you seriously drove it who knows how far and back on the roof twice withought it falling off...LOL . I was working for Dominos pizzas and I drove down 1 block on a main road with people beeping their horns at me and I thought WTF! I got at the persons house with no pizza really confused and went back to the shop and they said some guy had found 4 large pizzas in the middle of the road and took them to the shop. Funny thing is I re-delivered the same pizzas that fell on the road HAHA! But If you wern't stoned I'd be questioning people why that phone was convenienty sat on your car, that shit doesn't happen!
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Re: almost owned myself
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2008, 02:21:58 AM »
lolz, cool story, also from dune  :P
u must be rly lucky ^^
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Re: almost owned myself
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2008, 05:25:43 AM »
That is one lucky story.
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Re: almost owned myself
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2008, 07:33:14 AM »
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Ultimate embarrassment, running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.

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Re: almost owned myself
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2008, 10:48:51 AM »
 Still gay!!!!  Not that good of a story.  I like Dune's better.  It shows his lack of caring for whoever he delivered pizzas with.  His had more of a twist than yours.  Like you said, you would have just owned yourself, as to Dune owned a couple people!!
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