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Author Topic: We're all doomed I tells ya!  (Read 5052 times)

*MAFIA* Dune Surfer

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We're all doomed I tells ya!
« on: May 04, 2009, 06:07:06 AM »

The Swiss are back on track to re-create The Big-Bang in a 16 mile tunnel.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090504/twl-big-bang-machine-fixed-41f21e0.html

Sounds a bit dodgy to me. Rednecks and bible bashers are exempt from any re-percussions however because the world was created 200 years ago and populated by the offspring of Adam and Eve.  :D
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2009, 07:51:03 AM »

WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!











I think I've got about 35 to 40 years left myself before I turn into fertilizer.
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2009, 08:47:22 AM »

Indeed we will all die...unless the rapture occurs first.  This experiment has been done before...there is an underground tunnel just as large south of dallas used for atom smashing. The scientists used the circular tunnel to test out the theory as best they could.  My opinion...if you are asking...is that there may have been a big bang, we dont know how God created earth.  All we know is that He did.  It's on my list of questions for when I arrive there....and I will.  Will you?
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2009, 06:17:09 PM »

This went way off topic. Nobody have anything to add about atomic physics or black holes? I was kinda hoping this went off in a scientific direction and I'd be enlightened. I'll go off on one then. Vicky, your not going anywhere in my opinion apart from nothingness to fertilizing plants. Which isn't all that morally bad as I ghess you'll be contributing to another generation of life. Although who gives a shit right when your not around to see it. Fuck it! If you see someone in a Ferrari and you've always wanted to drive one, fucking car-jack it and have your fun, it could be the only opportunity you get in your whole life. On an animalistic level this is sound logic but hard to do because your controlled by the modern human condition. If I knew there was an afterlife I probably wouldn't even take the time to argue with people or assert myself, what would be the point? To be honest, the prospect of living for eternity on a cloud with the same people seems more like torture and imprissonment than heaven.
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2009, 06:30:48 PM »

This went way off topic. Nobody have anything to add about atomic physics or black holes?

It is back on topic for you Dune, but if it turns to accounting or religion again, you'll just have to deal with it...
« Last Edit: May 04, 2009, 06:36:59 PM by *MAFIA* Beatlejuice »
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2009, 06:55:00 PM »

I think aliens brought us here. The aliens we then called god, and then one had a child with a woman.
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2009, 07:19:38 PM »

I liked this thread better when the tax stuff was involved.
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2009, 01:05:14 AM »

I don't believe we go to heaven at death.

I believe in soul sleep.  Where your soul lays unconscious until the resurrection in judgement day.

I also believe that only 144,000 are to be in heaven ruling over earth alongside Jesus for his reign of 1000 years.  The 144,000 is composed this way, taken from  Rev. 7:3-8

saying: "Do not harm the earth or the sea or the trees, until after we have sealed the servants of God on their foreheads." And I heard the number of the sealed, a hundred and forty-four thousand, sealed from every tribe of the sons of Israel:

12,000 from the tribe of Judah were sealed,
12,000 from the tribe of Reuben,
12,000 from the tribe of Gad,
12,000 from the tribe of Asher,
12,000 from the tribe of Naphtali,
12,000 from the tribe of Manasseh,
12,000 from the tribe of Simeon,
12,000 from the tribe of Levi,
12,000 from the tribe of Issachar,
12,000 from the tribe of Zebulun,
12,000 from the tribe of Joseph,
12,000 from the tribe of Benjamin were sealed.

Translated to newer english.

 3  saying: “Do not harm the earth or the sea or the trees, until after we have sealed the slaves of our God in their foreheads.â€

4 And I heard the number of those who were sealed, a hundred and forty-four thousand, sealed out of every tribe of the sons of Israel:

5 Out of the tribe of Judah twelve thousand sealed;
out of the tribe of Reu´ben twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Gad twelve thousand;

6 out of the tribe of Ash´er twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Naph´ta·li twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Ma·nas´seh twelve thousand;

7 out of the tribe of Sim´e·on twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Le´vi twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Is´sa·char twelve thousand;

8 out of the tribe of Zeb´u·lun twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Joseph twelve thousand;
out of the tribe of Benjamin twelve thousand sealed.
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2009, 04:50:49 AM »

Sounds like Krauts been watching too much Stargate and @ Nought: Just a thought but wern't the sons of Israel the ones that ordered the Romans to crusify Jesus? I would have thought those would be the last people he'd want ruling beside him in heaven. Source: Passion of the Christ
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2009, 11:11:09 AM »

Romans 9:6
Not all who are descended from Israel are Israel.

The 144,000 are bought from the earth.  They are not necessarily Jewish people. Specially the ones who accused Jesus of blasphemy. 

Just an addition

"Happy are the mild-tempered ones, since they will inherit the earth.—Matt. 5:5; 6:10" ... is the earth made to be uninhabited?... if the great multitude is to be heaven bound, as well as the 144,000... that means, no one will be left on earth. However, that is not the case. The great multitude does not have a place in heaven, for Jehovah purpose in the beginning for mankind, was to live forever on earth, not to die at all nor live and then goto heaven. (Proverbs 2:21, 22; Psalm 37:11)
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Re: We're all doomed I tells ya!
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2009, 01:06:31 PM »

I liked this thread better when the tax stuff was involved.

Well Dune wants it to be about us being "doomed"

If you really liked it better, then post here:  http://www.mafiaowns.com/index.php/topic,11728.0.html
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