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« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2005, 10:02:24 AM »
I. i want a time machine :D
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« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2005, 12:31:19 PM »
Why?  A time machine wouldn't make you any older.  It would just take you into the future, but you would remain relatively the same age.  It's simple quantom mechanics crap it!:D
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« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2005, 12:35:20 PM »
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Why?  A time machine wouldn't make you any older.  It would just take you into the future, but you would remain relatively the same age.  It's simple quantom mechanics crap it!:D

Well see you are wrong in that assumption. What he could do is go back in time and force his parents to fuck sooner and then he would therefore be older now.
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« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2005, 01:11:25 PM »
Yes, but then he would go back to the present and then there would be two of him.  Then it would be chaos on the forum.  Just think....TWO CRUMPETS!  Though, that can never happen.  The Grand Father Clock theory states, "Once time has been written, it can not be changed."  So it is IMPOSSIBLE to go back in time in a time machine.  You may beable to go into the future through a worm hole, cause it sends you through at the speed of light, and when you go at the speed of light.  You go so fast, it seems that you are going normal speed, but actually, everything around you is going at a speed so fast, you can't even tell colors apart.  Then, the only way back in time would be to travel through the same, exact worm hole.:D  Not bad for a 14 year old, huh?
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« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2005, 01:14:36 PM »
Simple as this... We would just delete one, the older one just to piss him off.
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« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2005, 01:22:19 PM »
YEAH!!! AND THEN SEND HIM A BUNCH OF PIZZAS HE DIDNT ORDER!!!
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« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2005, 01:52:47 PM »
Ok its time for you to read more of that physics book of yours Death Wish. You do know what a theory is right? Ok thats what I thought.

And to continue, there wouldn't be two of him, there would only be one since if he went back to BEFORE he was born and made his parents fuck then he would be born earlier and the "first" time he was born would have never happened. Thank you, hold your applause please.
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« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2005, 02:44:04 PM »
Yeah, your right.  I guess I got a lil' bit ahead of myself, but gosh.  I'm only 14, but that would still cause problems.  That leaves a futurestic time machine back where, 1989?  Someone could easily find it-knowing crumpet who would probably park in at Wal*Mart-and then go into the future and screw with stuff, but we don't have to worry.  It is impossible to go backwards in time, unless, you have already went into the future.
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« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2005, 02:47:53 PM »
Yes there you go DW... That is why we upped the age limit to 15.
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« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2005, 03:03:20 PM »
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Yeah, your right.  I guess I got a lil' bit ahead of myself, but gosh.  I'm only 14, but that would still cause problems.  That leaves a futurestic time machine back where, 1989?  Someone could easily find it-knowing crumpet who would probably park in at Wal*Mart-and then go into the future and screw with stuff, but we don't have to worry.  It is impossible to go backwards in time, unless, you have already went into the future.

Nothing is impossible, and since time travel has never happened everything is just a "theory".
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« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2005, 03:13:32 PM »
This thread is just like a Seinfeld Show...  Alot about nothing... Yadda Yadda Yadda

But is still is the truth...   Crumpet sucks!
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« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2005, 03:57:25 PM »
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Yes there you go DW... That is why we upped the age limit to 15.

Why?  So you could get rid of me?  I see how it is.:(
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« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2005, 04:45:50 PM »
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Why?  So you could get rid of me?  I see how it is.:(



If I was going to get rid of you, I wouldn't use your age... I would just hit the bye-bye key (I have it maped on my keyboard). Want to see?
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« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2005, 04:57:55 PM »
Oh!  You were talking about Crumpet and how he is 13.  Am I right?:D
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« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2005, 07:43:54 PM »
well i dont know anything about that but i do know that flame is the funniest thing ever. its mexican threads like this that make this forum so amazing ROLF!!!!!!

i really need to check flame more im always to late arent i FuCk.......... ......
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