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[Loaded]

Not to many things are free in this world so this was something I just had to do get...

Make sure you check all the links before ordering so you understand how it works and how it is setup... http://www.google.com/tisp

[An!L]

fake

[Loaded]

fake

And just think, they voted you in.

[whoops]

And just think, they voted you in.

ReLoaded, You are my new hero.

[*MAFIA* OUTLAW]

And just think, they voted you in.

Owned

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

No, it really works. Just like the toilet paper that come out of my ass every time I get a fax.

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

Hooray! 


Google TiSP
Google TiSP (short for Toilet Internet Service Provider) was a fictitious free broadband service supposedly released by Google. This service would make use of a standard toilet and sewage lines to provide free Internet connectivity at a speed of 8 Mbit/s (2 Mbit/s upload) (or up to 32 Mbit/s with a paid plan). The user would drop a weighted end of a long, Google-supplied fiber-optic cable in their toilet and flush it. Around 60 minutes later, the end would be recovered and connected to the Internet by a "Plumbing Hardware Dispatcher (PHD)". The user would then connect their end to a Google-supplied wireless router and run the Google-supplied installation media on a Windows XP or Vista computer ("Mac and Linux support coming soon"). Alternatively, a user could request a professional installation, in which Google would deploy nanobots through the plumbing to complete the process. The free service would be supported by "discreet DNA sequencing" of "personal bodily output" to display online ads that relate to culinary preferences and personal health. Google also referenced the cola-and-Mentos reaction in their FAQ: "If you're still experiencing problems, drop eight mints into the bowl and add a two-liter bottle of diet soda."