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[Missa]

Redneck Driver's Application
Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.

Last name: ______________ __

First name:
[_] Billy-Bob   [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe   [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray   [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue   [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae   [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack  [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer        [_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser  [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed   [_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name:     ______________ ____________
2nd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
3rd Spouse's Name: ______________ ____________
Lover's Name:      ______________ ____________
2nd Lover's Name:  ______________ ____________

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister   [_] Aunt
[_] Brother  [_] Uncle
[_] Mother   [_] Son
[_] Father   [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin   [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed:      ___
Number of children that are yours:      ___

Mother's Name: ______________ _________
Father's Name: ______________ _________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade     [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [_] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck         ____ kitchen
____ bedroom       ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed          ____ pawnshop

Model and year of your pickup: _________ 194_

Do you have a gun rack?
[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer    [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide                 [_] Soap Opera Digest
[_] Rifle and Shotgun        [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow  [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown   [_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man                [_] Skoal

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

[Carnage]

:fineprint  :streichel Lol it's easy too become a redneck driver.

[MeZmoriZe]

Wait a second, that looks just like the application we have to fill out in Tennessee.  Missa, how did you get a copy of one when you live in Kansas?

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

Thanks missa but I already filled mine out this year

[*MAFIA* masebot1]

Redneck Driver's Application
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Last name: Miranda
First name:Mason
[_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue

Age: 14 (if unsure, guess)
Sex: [y]M [_]F [_]None
Shoe Size: 101/2  Left 10 1/2 Right
Occupation:
[_] Farmer [y] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser [_] Waitress
[_] Un-employed [_] Dirty Politician

NONE

Relationship with spouse:
[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother [_] Uncle
[_] Mother [_] Son
[_] Father [_] Daughter
[_] Cousin [_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___

Mother's ame:         Jon                                                                                                 father's Name: BOB___________ ____________

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
If you obtained a higher education what was your
major?
[_] 5th grade [_] 6th grade

Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Age you started drivin 14 (If over 10 are you
are still slow lerrnin ? [_] Yes [y] No)

Firearms you own and where you keep them:
____ truck ____ kitchen
____ bedroom ____ bathroom/outhouse
____ shed ____ pawnshop in my garage and my room

Model and year of your pickup:1811

Do you have a gun rack?
[y] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain: A gun pistol and bb rifle it wcan kill

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
[_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe
[_] TV Guide [_] Soap Opera Digest
[y] Rifle and Shotgun [_] Bassmasters

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:
[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth in YOUR mouth?34

Color of teeth:
[_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown [_] Black
[Y] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
[_] Red-Man [_] Skoal none

How far is your home from a paved road?
[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[y] don't know There u go missa

[*MAFIA* Beatlejuice]

Unbelieveable

[StEwIe_GrIfFiN]

LMFAO!!!! DUDE THIS IS AWESOME GREAT JOB MISSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 :a36g:  :15:  :thumbsup  :yeah:  :ha:  :a33g:

[*MAFIA* masebot1]

Can u be are driver inspector