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*MAFIA* Drackonfyre

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Just....wow
« on: October 03, 2009, 10:47:44 PM »

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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2009, 06:37:10 AM »

LMAO there is some funny laws there..


Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither  shall proceed until the other has passed.
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2009, 06:37:56 AM »

Texas is good too-
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/texas

To Mean Green:

"It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos."


To Misfit:

"A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24
hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed."

"Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense."


Misift, you have to give 24 hours notice before you kiss your boyfriend. Bummer.
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2009, 06:41:08 AM »

Texas is good too-
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/texas

To Mean Green:

"It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos."


To Misfit:

"A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24
hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed."

"Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense."


Misift, you have to give 24 hours notice before you kiss your boyfriend. Bummer.

Lmao whoops i like it..  O0
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 08:13:41 AM »

Who needs fake when you get real???  Fake is for fakers...or liars, or those on medication, or liars...well, you get the point.

  Oh so you and the hubby kissed and made up huh??
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 10:20:19 AM »

  Oh so you and the hubby kissed and made up huh??

Ha, owned.
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 12:17:49 PM »

I don't quite understand that train law lol. What dumbass would run two trains going opposite ways on the same track anyway. Only in Kansas...
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 04:35:36 PM »

Hardly..I have a good attorney!   8)
  Oh so now you are banging the help??  Well that is better then banging Misfit again I guess.  Atleast the attorney has money.
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2009, 05:00:20 PM »

  Oh so now you are banging the help??  Well that is better then banging Misfit again I guess.  Atleast the attorney has money.

LOL
/EPIC WIN!
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2009, 05:51:02 PM »

A majority of the ones they mention for north carolina were removed around 2005-2007.
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2009, 06:58:00 PM »

I don't quite understand that train law lol. What dumbass would run two trains going opposite ways on the same track anyway. Only in Kansas...


... yeah.... kansas does suck... alot..
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2009, 07:16:37 PM »

pfft.  I love Kansas!  I left it behind for nearly two years, could have asked the company we worked for to borrow the trailer and have the next load be anywhere in the U.S.  What did we do?  WENT BACK TO KANSAS!

Honestly, I'd miss the tornadoes and freak weather changes.
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Re: Just....wow
« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2009, 08:03:35 PM »

yes but some arent really what they mean.

Take this law for example: No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

Full text of the Law: Sec. 54-158. Yelling, shouting, etc. Yelling, shouting, hooting, whistling or singing on the public streets, particularly between the hours of 11:00 p.m. and 7:00 a.m., or at any time or place so as to annoy or disturb the quiet, comfort or repose of persons in any office, or in any dwelling, hotel or other type of residence, or of any persons in the vicinity, is unlawful. (Code 1981, § 27-8)
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