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[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

It doesn't get much dumber that HP tech support...

-"Hi, I am trying to scan a document from my printer but there is a 'Scan to' option missing on the software."

-"Ok sir, it looks like your warranty is up on that machine. We can have you send  it in to be fixed but it will cost you $64."

-"No the printer is not broken, there is just a little glitch in the software that won't let me scan."

-"Ok sir, the software came with the printer so in order to fix the software and the printer I am going to have to ask for your information so you can be charged and then send it in so we can fix it."

-"How exactly do you 'fix' software? I just need a quick solution to get past this glitch so I can choose an option to scan to in the Solution Center software."

-"Yes I understand, but your warranty is up and in order to fix your printer we need to charge you."

-"Fuck you." *CLICK*

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Guess you showed them.  So did you get your document scanned?  I am guessing not, so who got pwned in the end?  You have a scanner that won't do as you want, and HP has the money you wasted on a shit scanner.  So once again, I ask, who got PWNED in the end??

[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

Guess you showed them.  So did you get your document scanned?  I am guessing not, so who got pwned in the end?  You have a scanner that won't do as you want, and HP has the money you wasted on a shit scanner.  So once again, I ask, who got PWNED in the end??

First off, you fucking idiot. Secondly, I didn't buy the piece of shit.. it was free. Thirdly, I never said I "pwned" them either. This thread was meant to display the complete incompetence that HP tech support has. Finally, get a job.

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

seems like blax needed to be pink for a while. that mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash. it wouldn't hurt my feelings if he just left...

[*MAFIA* Capsloc]

seems like blax needed to be pink for a while. that mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash. it wouldn't hurt my feelings if he just left...

That was one 'hell' of a move boner.... Taking posting rights of a member because someone make a post that was rather on the offense.

Good judgment brah.

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

seems like blax needed to be pink for a while. that mouth is writing checks his ass can't cash. it wouldn't hurt my feelings if he just left...

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

other things as well, not just this. but meh...

[EaSyCoMpAnY]

other things like the money you owe him?

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

best if you minded your own business, i don't stick my nose in your business. so don't stick yours in mine...

almost time for another house cleaning.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

best if you minded your own business, i don't stick my nose in your business. so don't stick yours in mine...

almost time for another house cleaning.

  so you are out to destroy Mafia then huh?  I mean, that is what it seems.  So you don't like people saying stuff to you, however, you can say and do what you like to others.  Ok, got it.

From now on, everyone leave Bonehead alone.  No more jokes against him or anything.  Ok???  Thank you in advance.

[EaSyCoMpAnY]

best if you minded your own business, i don't stick my nose in your business. so don't stick yours in mine...

almost time for another house cleaning.

House cleaning? well if that means banning me because i posted that well LOL LOL LOL,like hell said, you can say what you want but we must stfu and put up with it!! I dont think so,take my posting rights away or make me pink,it does not bother me 1 bit..

[Loaded]

take my posting rights away or make me pink

Um it s the same thing, pink is the color of the "posting rights removed" group. Just wanted to clear that up, carry on 

[*MAFIA* Whoops]

Whoops for *MAFIA* Head '10

[*MAFIA* masebot1]

i don't stick my nose in your business.

You do like to stick them in Guys assess for business.