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Author Topic: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........  (Read 3648 times)

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okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« on: July 15, 2010, 09:05:12 PM »

My girl got off work at like 10:30 and called me saying " hey babe im bringing our friend home and then i should be at your house in 15 no probs" i was like okay sounds good well have plenty of what i call "Happy Fun Time".     Nope doesn't work out like that. i get a call 20 mins later.......    BABE!!!! im lost and i need you to come find me blah blah blah. Soooooooo you know i map quest the spot shes like 10 mins away and i head out there. Seriously this place she got lost in was the shadiest, scariest, heavily wooded, back trails galore of a road you would want to be on at night alone as a girl. When i finally found her there was a car parked right behind her and some guy was getting out so i whipped my car around the bend and started to get out to confront whoever the fuckhead was and he sees me and takes off. Long story short i save the day, get her outta the woods back to my house and then her mom calls and says to come home. :( GOD DAMMIT i didnt get laid. Oh well. Tomorrow will be better and Saturday her moms watching the kid all weekend for us so were going to a party Saturday night and shes sleeping over. You know what that means. HAPPY FUN TIME ALLL WEEKEND!!!! And the drunker the hornier wooooooooooooo ooooo.



OH yea and i forgot to add. WHile i was trying to find my way outta there we found the guy that was parked behind her. lol  it was a fun little speed chase to the main rd after that haha
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2010, 09:07:29 PM »

Ha, nice.  You should have driven after the guy who left, it was probably Balthazar or someone.
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2010, 09:43:40 PM »

Ha, nice.  You should have driven after the guy who left, it was probably Balthazar or someone.



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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2010, 01:23:18 AM »

Ha, nice.  You should have driven after the guy who left, it was probably Balthazar or someone.

Negative, had a little get together at the house with a couple of females myself.

Long story short, they bought me a pocket pussy for my Birthday, WHAT THE FUCK?! Seriously?! I'MA RAPE A BITCH!  :shoot:
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2010, 02:57:43 AM »

Negative, had a little get together at the house with a couple of females myself.

Long story short, they bought me a pocket pussy for my Birthday, WHAT THE FUCK?! Seriously?! I'MA RAPE A BITCH!  :shoot:
  Did they really?  HAHAHAHA.  I bet you used it though. 
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2010, 05:08:07 AM »

lol he deff already did. and thats a fucked up thing to do. Fucking hoes.
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2010, 08:10:07 AM »

Out in the middle of no where?  Strange guy behind her?   Where I live that would mean they were..... Better yet, just tell her to wash that thing first.   :bash:
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2010, 10:35:03 AM »

They did... Fucked up right?!
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2010, 10:57:57 AM »

They did... Fucked up right?!
  You still didn't answer if you used it.     :lolz:
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2010, 02:05:06 PM »

  You still didn't answer if you used it.     :lolz:

Do you really want to know the answer to that question?
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Re: okay so i was supposed to get laid tonight .........
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2010, 07:40:06 PM »

wats wrong with pocket pussies? (!)
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