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  What the fuck? My wife decides she wants granite countertops..W ho the fuck knew there is over two million colors of granite. After over 100 samples brought home we still can't agree on a slab of granite.  I went and bought a 12 pack of budweiser, so I decided to blame Mafia for my misery in life..Screw you all.  Assholes!!!

[Thunder]

Who the fuck are you?

[Ouch]

I'm the motherfucker that's about to slam your head with a sample of Granite... Go fuck yourself

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Who the fuck are you?

  He is some douche who lives in his parent's basement and wants some attention.  I also like the proxy!  Probably someone trying to start some shit to bring some life around here. 

[Ouch]

Hahaha...Hellr aiser we may just start getting along.  I don't live in my parents basement, but I've got a wife with a mind of a ?.  I 'd shoot her and throw her on Noodler's front porch  down in Texas if she didn't have such a good job to support my ass.

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[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

I don't know you, nor have I ever seen you, so we probably won't get along. 

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

I'm not sure why you can't decide,  but your wife and I found a slab of granite that "agreed" with us and I left her a 12 pack of Manowar dripping from her chin.   

[*MAFIA* Tin_man_©]

haha PWNAGE 



At least someone is talking shit around here....

[Ouch]

I'm not sure why you can't decide,  but your wife and I found a slab of granite that "agreed" with us and I left her a 12 pack of Manowar dripping from her chin.   

You must have a little cock, because she came back home.  Call me when it gets a little bigger and I'll send her back.

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

You must have a little cock, because she came back home.  Call me when it gets a little bigger and I'll send her back.

It is funny that you mention my small dick as that is one thing your wife and I have in common.  She told me it disappoints you though and you insist she wears an extra large strap on when she is stretching your sphincter. It seems your battle cry while bent over on your knee's "Ram it home Bitch" is getting old and she would like you to roll over so she can see your tampon flossed teeth in the near future.  Sorry I kept her out late last week but when she found out I had German Shepard and a jar of peanut butter I couldn't get her to leave until all the peanut chunks where licked clean.  Poor old Fido was cleaning the roof of his mouth for hours.  On a good note though every time she had a pussy fart I thought of grape jelly.  Enjoy your peanut butter cookies Skippy, Manowar is Out!

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[Vermillion]

nigger tits

[Ouch]

I'm sick of masturbating on your server.. Why don't some of you jerks join your server every once in awhile. Good Lord I need to kill a Mafia .

[*MAFIA* Malbert]

I'm sick of masturbating on your server.. Why don't some of you jerks join your server every once in awhile. Good Lord I need to kill a Mafia .

get on vent so we know when ur on; then we'll come and own you on the server. Also don't touch yourself while playing on our server, we know our server is sexy, but, hearing reports from others, touching yourself can cause lag for yourself.