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Author Topic: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!  (Read 8911 times)

*MAFIA* Beatlejuice

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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2011, 01:05:57 PM »

They are testing new chemical weapons to see if they work on animals before trying on humans.
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*MAFIA* Malbert

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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2011, 03:41:11 PM »

In the beginning Jesus created fish, now he destroys them in the coming apocalypse.
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2011, 04:10:37 PM »

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Officials said 95 percent of the fish that died were drum fish — indicating that the likely cause of death was disease as only one species was affected.

"If it was from a pollutant, it would have affected all of the fish, not just drum fish," Stephens added.

Sounds like it was a disease, since they said it was probably a disease.
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*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2011, 01:24:38 PM »

Hell took a piss in the river.
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2011, 04:51:46 AM »

lol, who's next? Humans?  :suicide:
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2011, 06:42:21 AM »

They are testing new chemical weapons to see if they work on animals before trying on humans.
its the goverment, they poisen the water and air to kill us off to reduce population and green house affect  :zomg:
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2011, 02:09:10 PM »

Hmmm...sounds fishy.

LOLOLOLOL
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2011, 11:33:41 PM »

Hmmm...sounds fishy.

LOLOLOLOL
doesn't it >.<
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2011, 01:23:43 AM »

Hmmm...sounds fishy.

LOLOLOLOL

I just found this and laughed out loud, good one Bob (wherever you are).
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2011, 09:13:36 AM »

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I've realized that you are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus."

Name that movie. I know its easy but first person to answer gets a blowjob from Hell.
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2011, 09:17:39 AM »

"I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I've realized that you are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus."

Name that movie. I know its easy but first person to answer gets a blowjob from Hell.
  One of the Matrix movies.  Don't know which one, but I googled that shit. 

As far as the blowjob, if I could suck my own dick I wouldn't need you bitch!  Now get your pretty mouth back in the kitchen and make Daddy a sandwhich!!!!
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*MAFIA* Tin_man_©

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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2011, 03:58:27 PM »

They are testing new chemical weapons to see if they work on animals before trying on humans.

yeah thats selfish bull shit on our government's part, hows about they test chemical warfare in the jail systems across the country. Maybe our taxes would go down... WHO KNOWS
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Re: 100,000 fish all of a sudden DEAD!!!! Everywhere!!!
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2011, 04:25:53 PM »

  One of the Matrix movies.  Don't know which one, but I googled that shit. 

The first one, when Agent Smith is interrogating Morpheus trying to get him to give him the access codes to the zion mainframe.
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