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[Ultraxwing]

yes, it was a Saturday night, i was with one of my best friends, Chris. we were being silly little nerds talking about girls and looking at Anime Porn (or hentai for you advanced few) so before i turned on my PSP "pocket sized penis" and was going to play pac a man. then this Beautiful Hunk of a Nigger man pops up in my friends room. of course i just thought it was a scary ass black man coming in to kill all white crackers. but no, he sounded like Micheal jackson, so i was not ready to jump out the window screaming "run bitch run"

So he sounded normal, and i showed no interest in him, until he sniffed my hair, i thought he was going to be repulsed because i haven't showered since 2007 (which it still stands today) and i got a boner of the gods, of course i showed repulsion, for my friend Chris thinks i am straight (and still trying to get his skinny ass) and so, pushed him off. it was around 11 o'clock, and i decided to go for a clock around the suburbia.

This man, Ramone followed me out, and we were just talking until i entered an empty part of the street. then he grabbed my shoulders and turned me around, he some how knew i had my pants unzipped, and just unbuttoned and started sucking away at my penis. it was the most awesome and vigorous feeling i have ever felt. he sucked so hard, it only took 10 whole minutes for me to cum. the cum was pouring outside of his nose...

So i offered to return the favor. and the Black Man's PENIS was so humongous i had to shove it down my throat. and it took him a mere 4 minutes to come, and the hot spunk went directly into my stomach, it felt like hot cocoa you drink when it's still hot. so he presumtiosly bends me over and pulls of my boxers (which were hello kitty boxers) and presumed to shove his Nuclear Missile in my ass without any lube except for the saliva and jizz. it took a few minutes for it to lube my man hole, but once it did, it was the best 5 minutes of gay man sex i have ever felt.

then after he came 4 times in my ass, and pulled out my ass was sore and pouring with jizz. i don't do anal, i don't want shit on my penis, and so we were done and went back to my friends house. and i never saw that lovely man meat ever again.

true story

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Cool story.

[*MAFIA* Balthazar]

No Words...




Should have sent... a poet.

[*MAFIA* Malbert]

Since I believe this to be true I'm moving it to the News Section, it's not spam if it's true; but I guess one could argue that your life story is spam, oh well, already moved.

[Ultraxwing]

No Words...
Should have sent... a poet.

Yea Yea, much like anons on 4chan, gotta post a picture to represent your facial exspression (fuck how its spelled) funny in most respects. but i now know how Mafia came to be.

Since I believe this to be true I'm moving it to the News Section, it's not spam if it's true; but I guess one could argue that your life story is spam, oh well, already moved.

Of course everyone is going to believe it's true, the name "Ultraxwing" represents "Tampaxwing" which translates to, "Nigger cock loving faggot who want's big cock so deep in his ass, the Mariana Trench would be proud.


i only came here on March, is because i think that was the month i was banned. Meh, if i posted something positive about my "life" you'd all go FAKE AND GAY. but  post something that seems true to the Mafia clan, well then it's better than true, its the discovery of the century.

if you want to troll me besides on your lovely board of kind and generious people. just look up my name on Google. and troll me on the websites i am most active. if you need some help finding them

here they are. (forums.kc-mm.com) (smashboards.co m)

[Ultraxwing]

(fuck you and your double post rules)

oh AND F.Y.I: I do owe alot of my shit (not the above "true" story) to Hellraiser, when he was on a more force to be friendly forum. He suggested i change my outlook. Burn my Trench Coat. Get rid of the Glasses. dump all nerdy friends. get some hip friends that i've only got one of(who of which bore me, but if i need to be successful) he as well told me to get designer clothes (damn, i had to sell off all my rare Japanese models, and transformers) to buy a whole new wardrobe. and people aren't scared to talk to me.

so i better stop talking, the more i post about actuall successes. the more fake and gay it is.

[*MAFIA* Beatlejuice]

Thanks for sharing UltraX.  When are you going to be joining us on ventrilo?

[*MAFIA* Ricardo]

hey ultra, glad to see u back.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

yes, it was a Saturday night, i was with one of my best friends, Chris. we were being silly little nerds talking about girls and looking at Anime Porn (or hentai for you advanced few) so before i turned on my PSP "pocket sized penis" and was going to play pac a man. then this Beautiful Hunk of a Nigger man pops up in my friends room. of course i just thought it was a scary ass black man coming in to kill all white crackers. but no, he sounded like Micheal jackson, so i was not ready to jump out the window screaming "run bitch run"

So he sounded normal, and i showed no interest in him, until he sniffed my hair, i thought he was going to be repulsed because i haven't showered since 2007 (which it still stands today) and i got a boner of the gods, of course i showed repulsion, for my friend Chris thinks i am straight (and still trying to get his skinny ass) and so, pushed him off. it was around 11 o'clock, and i decided to go for a clock around the suburbia.

This man, Ramone followed me out, and we were just talking until i entered an empty part of the street. then he grabbed my shoulders and turned me around, he some how knew i had my pants unzipped, and just unbuttoned and started sucking away at my penis. it was the most awesome and vigorous feeling i have ever felt. he sucked so hard, it only took 10 whole minutes for me to cum. the cum was pouring outside of his nose...

So i offered to return the favor. and the Black Man's PENIS was so humongous i had to shove it down my throat. and it took him a mere 4 minutes to come, and the hot spunk went directly into my stomach, it felt like hot cocoa you drink when it's still hot. so he presumtiosly bends me over and pulls of my boxers (which were hello kitty boxers) and presumed to shove his Nuclear Missile in my ass without any lube except for the saliva and jizz. it took a few minutes for it to lube my man hole, but once it did, it was the best 5 minutes of gay man sex i have ever felt.

then after he came 4 times in my ass, and pulled out my ass was sore and pouring with jizz. i don't do anal, i don't want shit on my penis, and so we were done and went back to my friends house. and i never saw that lovely man meat ever again.

true story

   

(fuck you and your double post rules)

oh AND F.Y.I: I do owe alot of my shit (not the above "true" story) to Hellraiser, when he was on a more force to be friendly forum. He suggested i change my outlook. Burn my Trench Coat. Get rid of the Glasses. dump all nerdy friends. get some hip friends that i've only got one of(who of which bore me, but if i need to be successful) he as well told me to get designer clothes (damn, i had to sell off all my rare Japanese models, and transformers) to buy a whole new wardrobe. and people aren't scared to talk to me.

so i better stop talking, the more i post about actuall successes. the more fake and gay it is.

  And ummmm, Thanks for the mention I guess.  See I can help people!  See, I helped this kid get butt fucked.  I am... DUH!!!!!  WINNING!!!!!

Thanks for sharing UltraX.  When are you going to be joining us on ventrilo?

  It seems like Beatle wants a shot at your little dirt star!  Pretty GHEY Beatle!  Guess you got tired of trying to hook up Ricardo when you realized he doesn't like penis.  Well American penis that is.... 

[*MAFIA* Malbert]

(fuck you and your double post rules)

oh AND F.Y.I: I do owe alot of my shit (not the above "true" story) to Hellraiser, when he was on a more force to be friendly forum. He suggested i change my outlook. Burn my Trench Coat. Get rid of the Glasses. dump all nerdy friends. get some hip friends that i've only got one of(who of which bore me, but if i need to be successful) he as well told me to get designer clothes (damn, i had to sell off all my rare Japanese models, and transformers) to buy a whole new wardrobe. and people aren't scared to talk to me.

so i better stop talking, the more i post about actuall successes. the more fake and gay it is.

It seems like you are taking the internet too seriously (probably why you still won't fit in here after all the months you've been around); you should probably go write a book about us.

[Ultraxwing]

Thanks for sharing UltraX.  When are you going to be joining us on ventrilo?

Good to see you too, "too bad" that i'm only here for a while seeing how it's spring break, and my CD to Bf1942 got all scratched to death. andi refuse to play.

It seems like you are taking the internet too seriously (probably why you still won't fit in here after all the months you've been around); you should probably go write a book about us.

I don't take the internet seriously at all. dudes, when i was like what 15 when i came here, i was the easiest thing to troll. right now i'm trolling on the nick names and false accusations, or hilarious.

and if someone really knew me that story would be BEYOND false, not on the face of teh gayness. (i'll admit i am a little Bisexual, but not into all this) but the fact is that i wouldn't even have the balls to ask either gender out on a date. and i don't live any where near a city, so how could i be around alleys? and really, a dick in my own ass? (the past events do not count, though the second one does help shit out the bigger shit) i bet that would be painful.

and Hellraiser, you've won a long time ago =P i could really care less any how anyway.

say what you will, photoshop what you will. do as you wish, i don't care, what you say or do does not reflect who i am.

besides, how can you take anything serious on the internet?

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

Well if Hellraiser changed you so much, lets see a new picture of you then.

[*MAFIA* Malbert]

Good to see you too, "too bad" that i'm only here for a while seeing how it's spring break, and my CD to Bf1942 got all scratched to death. andi refuse to play.

I don't take the internet seriously at all. dudes, when i was like what 15 when i came here, i was the easiest thing to troll. right now i'm trolling on the nick names and false accusations, or hilarious.

and if someone really knew me that story would be BEYOND false, not on the face of teh gayness. (i'll admit i am a little Bisexual, but not into all this) but the fact is that i wouldn't even have the balls to ask either gender out on a date. and i don't live any where near a city, so how could i be around alleys? and really, a dick in my own ass? (the past events do not count, though the second one does help shit out the bigger shit) i bet that would be painful.

and Hellraiser, you've won a long time ago =P i could really care less any how anyway.

say what you will, photoshop what you will. do as you wish, i don't care, what you say or do does not reflect who i am.

besides, how can you take anything serious on the internet?

How can you say this story isn't true? It's in the News section, it's gotta be true. Oh wait I see, you're just trolling yourself by pretending it never happened. Trolling yourself isn't healthy, you should probably stop.
Why so serious, smile next time, or are you practicing trolling yourself with the mirror.

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

Huge change from your last photos. Now get a decent haircut and turn that frown upside down, walk with confidence everywhere you go and the ladies will be all over you.

[Ultraxwing]

what you said

ladies will be all over you.

what you should've said (This is mafia after all, full of sarcastic people)

MEN will be all over you.

this "story" was a way to troll on the false accusations and some small akward (non sexual still virgin) situations in my life. then it went from trolling trolls, to trolls trolling on a wanna be troll... And i was trolling the mirror for having an ugly guy in front of it.

How can you say this story isn't true? It's in the News section, it's gotta be true. Oh wait I see, you're just trolling yourself by pretending it never happened. Trolling yourself isn't healthy, you should probably stop.
Why so serious, smile next time, or are you practicing trolling yourself with the mirror.

and you put it in the news sextion, i originally wanted it in spam, cause that's exactly waht it is....

Huge change from your last photos. Now get a decent haircut and turn that frown upside down, walk with confidence everywhere you go and the ladies will be all over you.

no point in walking in confidence, the world is full of sad fucks, i am being one of them. i see the world in the negative sense. i was never a happy child. but i can play an awesome gay guy in my Drama plays.