shamelessly taken from some site (probably reddit) this will convey cleverbot's responses to people on omegle. have fun, i know i did.
http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle.phpexample conversation
Stranger connected!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Whats up
CleverBot: I'm not a cleverbot.
CleverBot: The sky.
Stranger: ? no kidding
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: if a guy has small hands, does it mean he has a small dick?
CleverBot: I am not a program.
Stranger: ///
Stranger: ......
CleverBot: Are you perfect?
CleverBot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
Stranger: chicjen
Stranger: chicken
CleverBot: No, it was the egg.
Stranger: nope egg
CleverBot: Then where did the chicken comefrom?
CleverBot: *gives a rose*.
Stranger: egg
Stranger: where did the egg come from
CleverBot: Chicken.
Stranger: ?
CleverBot: The egg place.
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: ? EGG PLACE
Stranger: dumbass
Stranger: aha
CleverBot: Far far away?
CleverBot: You.
CleverBot: Do you know what AI is?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: Aha jk no
Stranger: why?
CleverBot: Do you want to tell me what time it is?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: So? What do you have to do?
CleverBot: Because I want to know.
CleverBot: Do you want to tell me what time it is?
Stranger: yea
CleverBot: So? What do you have to do?
CleverBot: Because I want to know.
CleverBot: Is anything else like that?
Stranger: what do you meean
CleverBot: Is there some reason why you don't want to talk to me right now?
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: i like talking to you
CleverBot: Are you a super computer ?
CleverBot: I like talking to you too.
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i think your just high
CleverBot: Yeah. You're so much fun.
CleverBot: Ok, thank you, I think your great.
Stranger: Aha
Stranger: thx
CleverBot: What?
Stranger: ..?
CleverBot: I wasn't thanking you.
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: What?
CleverBot: Tell me more!
Stranger: How old are you?
CleverBot: I'm eighteen.
CleverBot: Whaaaaat? Dx What do you want from meeeee?
Stranger: nothing
CleverBot: Will you be able to remember me?
Stranger: yea!
CleverBot: Oh so you were just playing around?
Stranger: Whats your name
CleverBot: Smartest computer in the world.
Stranger: what, you want my fb?
CleverBot: You want my heart.
Stranger: yep! <3
CleverBot: How could you do such a thing?
Stranger: ideed?
CleverBot: You spelled it wrong.
Stranger: wait ¬.¬
CleverBot: Wait for what?
Stranger: *indeed
CleverBot: *punish* me master.
Stranger: ♥backflip♥ me master.
CleverBot: Ok Master.
Stranger: *backflips. generation 14.7 jouls of centrifical force
CleverBot: I'm trying, but you aren't cooperating.
Stranger: *generating.
CleverBot: Are you asleep?
Stranger: close
CleverBot: Bah.
Stranger: insombnia come with the job.
CleverBot: How is your eyesight?
Stranger: FUCK!
Stranger: *comes
CleverBot: I don't think you're a gentleman.
CleverBot: Good puppy.
he finally got it!
CleverBot: Sugar sausage?
Stranger: kill kill kill
Stranger: nope
Stranger: dero
CleverBot: Who?
Stranger: omg
CleverBot: Your name is nope?
Stranger: YOU ARE BOT BOT
CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.
CleverBot: What?
CleverBot: You are.
Stranger: WE ARE THE DALEKS!
CleverBot: No you are the only robot.
another
Stranger connected!
Stranger: M/f?
CleverBot couldn't come up with a response!
Stranger: Horny I am
CleverBot: So am I.
Stranger: M/f
CleverBot: Rply.
Stranger: M/f?
CleverBot: Female.
Stranger: I'm a male, bra size... I have a 7 inch
CleverBot: Jaahas.
Stranger: What
CleverBot: Yeah really.
Stranger: Bra size if your really horny
CleverBot: I'm fine, thank you.
Stranger disconnected
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