At least once a week this fucker does something unspeakably retarded which pisses me of, but it's always different each week, so I may post multiple events if enough happen that piss me off enough.
Before I go on, i've known my roommate since sophomore year of high school and he was ALWAYS an irrational and illogical worker/student yet somehow we get along, MOST of the time. If you didn't agree with his idea or taste then you were given a blank stare or even insulted. He puts more emphasis on his relationship with his girlfriend than on his own schoolwork and always has. This relationship is also very pathetic as his girlfriend is a cheating whore. (im not that great of a friend). Last bit is that he is the typical newfriend "I TROLL U ROFL RAGE MORE" kind of guy, not the successful troll but a failure. I made the mistake of agreeing to room with him this year.
I'll start with day 1 where we moved into our dorm 5 days before classes started. Not 30 minutes after all of our parents left this whiny little bitch starts complaining about how his degree won't be worth anything and how he should have gone to Georgia Tech (which he couldn't since he was a dumb fucker and had a 2.5 gpa). I should have known that this was a sign of things to come because for the entire day he was going off about how he will never find a job with his degree in Mechanical Engineering because it's from this school even though Lockheed LOVES the local SPSU graduates and normally hires up a lot of the M.E. majors. I normally just tune this bullshit out but then he turned to questioning/insulting MY major in mechatronics which I was not going to let happen. I stared him straight in little bitch russian eye and told him to shut his mouth before I kick his teeth in because he hasn't even started classes, yet he is already afraid he has no future let alone that he has the audacity to call MY degree useless. Needless to say he was done complaining for that day. I felt great and made a cup of ramen.
Next we've got day 3 of classes when he had Algebra homework (see dumb fucker with a 2.5gpa). Since I was put into calc, he asked me for help which I was less than willing to offer. After some convincing I guided him through a few of the problems and he went back to work, or I wish he had. Right after I had given him back his book to work on his own, he gets a text from his whore and proceeds to chat with her for the next 30 minutes. I just watch him as he does, I shit you not, 1 minute of math for every 5 minutes of texting. When he looks up at me after getting frustrated with his homework I don't even say anything to him. I put my headset on and get on vent. He proceeds to go all "Navi" on me with HEY LISTEN! until I turn around and sardonicly ask him how he can't understand his work when he has been texting the she-whore for math help for the past half hour instead of doing it himself. I turned right back around and returned to vent and Balth's sexual deviancy.
Shit like this happens once a week like it has for the past 3 years, so its not like this came out of nowhere. If it gets worse then I'll find a new roommate but for now i'll just yell at him until he cries.
