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[*MAFIA* Wasserfaller]

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people... poor thing, poor thing !
Are you always this retarded or are you making a special effort today?

Listen here sir, go back to the bridge you crawled out from under...no one enjoys you being here.

[ThreeSixty x3]

Listen here mrs, go back to the bridge you crawled out from under...no one enjoys you being here.

why don’t you slip into something more comfortable. like a coma?

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

News.

Getting an apartment with the Russian and another good friend. Also, I need a funny way to leave this piece of shit frat.

suggestions on how to leave this frat and cause as much drama in doing so?

[*MAFIA* Scooby]

suggestions on how to leave this frat and cause as much drama in doing so?

Become a spy. It worked for MAFIA.

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

News.

Getting an apartment with the Russian and another good friend. Also, I need a funny way to leave this piece of shit frat.

suggestions on how to leave this frat and cause as much drama in doing so?

eat a bunch of Mexican food then pop a couple laxatives and shit up and down the halls and all over the walls!

[*MAFIA* masebot1]

Burn it down.

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

Tell them you've defected to the soviet union to be a communist because the frat was too socialist.

[*MAFIA* Balthazar]

You bitch's are all thinking SMALL TIME!

Alright, to my understanding the Russian has many female companions correct? Are they in the same mindset as to obliterate the fraternity? If so, you sir... are in luck.

Was there an instance where said female companions was at a fraternity gathering? If so, have her report that she was raped by several members of the fraternity during the gathering and was too ashamed to come forward until now.

I'm being dead serious here btw. This shit happens ALL the time.

The stigma of a frat that gang rapes could possibly improve their reputation, but since it is the south to ensure it hurts them, make sure that if there are any black guys in the frat that they are implicated as well. This will make the story more apt to being believed. 

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

Protip: this is a neckbeard school so frats here are also neckbeards. Also surprisingly the big black dude in the frat that could pass off as a Jock is actually gay. I.e. unlikely that there was a gangrape.

[*MAFIA* Balthazar]

Well... that trumps every single one of my dastardly plans, with the exception of putting child pr0n on all their computers.

[*MAFIA* Whoops]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BIsi_VYDco

You're welcome

[*MAFIA* Manowar]

Unscrew and open air conditioning vent, place a can of open sardines in vent duct.  Replace vent.  They will never find the source of the smell.

[*MAFIA* Beatlejuice]

Why are you quitting your frat, I thought they were your brothers?  Is there a certain way you have to exit them, similar to how you entered?

[*MAFIA* Meeester]

Its 3am and my two roommates and their fat whore one of them brought over have woken me up twice with their screams at some jackass movie on Netflix. Asked them to quiet down but they persist. Ill just disconnect the modem, fuckers.

[*MAFIA* Wasserfaller]

Its 3am and my two roommates and their fat whore one of them brought over have woken me up twice with their screams at some jackass movie on Netflix. Asked them to quiet down but they persist. Ill just disconnect the modem, fuckers.

poop in her hair while she's sleeping