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Balth, I hope no one figures out that this is the skin from a hooker that I killed in New Orleans. I need to let the crotch out a little bit. It hurts even though I have it tucked
Maggot, I feel pretty, Oh so pretty, I feel pretty, and witty and gay, And I pity, Any girl who isn't me tonight
Southern Bell, CAN I GET SOME FUCKING CAKE BITCHES I AM HIGH
AOH, I am fucking pretty. Not as pretty as that girl I just ate though.
Vickie, I can't believe I finally found the love of my life. Who would have thought I would be happy living in a trailer next to my mother in law and we have to high jack electricity to help charge our hoverounds. I wish my elitist sons would come back into my life. I would even move a trailer next to ours, and run a daisy chain of extenstion cords to help them.
Bonehead, I don't think I chewed up that dog fully that I ate. I can feel it moving around. I hope this hurrys up, I need to go get in my sniper outfit and go shoot some squirrls.
Beatle, that little kid is just the right age to sit on my lap. Since Ricardo is now legal.(Threw the Ricardo thing in there for you Scooby)
Masebot, I hope growing this facial hair will make me look more like a wolf and less like a Mexican. Then I will get respect in Mafia.
Tittes, FUCKING NIGGERS ALL OF YA'LL
BlakJax, little do they all know that I am 15 and lied again. I was actually 8 when I joined Mafia.
