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*MAFIA* special_Kare

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« on: August 27, 2014, 06:27:18 PM »

35, Philadelphia, Yes,  I would like to join because I'm tired of being kicked by PROHELI whenever he starts losing. 
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*MAFIA* Milky Way

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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2014, 07:11:39 PM »

35, Philadelphia, Yes,  I would like to join because I'm tired of being kicked by PROHELI whenever he starts losing.  

You're in mate.
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*MAFIA* Balthazar

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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2014, 07:16:46 PM »

But FIRST, answer me these questions three!

Question number one: Do you have a dildo or any other sexual apparatus that could be used to penetrate Milky's tight poop chute?

Question number-o deuce: What would you be willing to do to Milky's anus including but not limited to, scat play, rim jobs, or Cleveland steamers?

The third and final question: Have you ever listened to Barbara Streisand while dancing naked in a shower of yours or someone else urine?
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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2014, 07:19:44 PM »

I dig your sig, you got my vote.

Balth, can I get an extra credit question? I aced that quiz. 👊
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*MAFIA* special_Kare

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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2014, 07:46:36 PM »

But FIRST, answer me these questions three!

Question number one: Do you have a dildo or any other sexual apparatus that could be used to penetrate Milky's tight poop chute?

Question number-o deuce: What would you be willing to do to Milky's anus including but not limited to, scat play, rim jobs, or Cleveland steamers?

The third and final question: Have you ever listened to Barbara Streisand while dancing naked in a shower of yours or someone else urine?

1.  Yes. Standard, Donkey, or Mandingo?
2.  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rusty+Trombone
3.  wtf.
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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2014, 07:47:11 PM »

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*MAFIA* PROHELIM@NKIE

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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2014, 05:09:01 AM »

But FIRST, answer me these questions three!

Question number one: Do you have a dildo or any other sexual apparatus that could be used to penetrate Milky's tight poop chute?

Question number-o deuce: What would you be willing to do to Milky's anus including but not limited to, scat play, rim jobs, or Cleveland steamers?

The third and final question: Have you ever listened to Barbara Streisand while dancing naked in a shower of yours or someone else urine?
Funny Man  :lolz: :lolz: :lolz: PS: Ban Lifted
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*MAFIA* special_Kare

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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2014, 07:19:40 AM »

Hey thanks for the warm welcome guys!  You all usually on ventrilo?  I guess I'll login tonight and say hello. 
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*MAFIA* Phantom

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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2014, 10:51:18 AM »

But FIRST, answer me these questions three!

Question number one: Do you have a dildo or any other sexual apparatus that could be used to penetrate Milky's tight poop chute?

Question number-o deuce: What would you be willing to do to Milky's anus including but not limited to, scat play, rim jobs, or Cleveland steamers?

The third and final question: Have you ever listened to Barbara Streisand while dancing naked in a shower of yours or someone else urine?

I want to answer this as well in hopes one day I will be able to join mafia.

1. I have a slab of petrified dinosaur poo long enough to extend into the recipients anus as well as my own simultaneously, acting as a double sided dildo while the excrement from both our orifices lubricates the dino poo, inhibiting friction while promoting and intensifying sexual prostate stimulation.

2. I could write it a letter every day, taunting it, preparing it, getting his tight little pink butthole so moist it will drown itself in bodily fluids from extreme anticipation. After years of seducing, I would find Milky's anus sleeping peacefully, silence but smelly as I lurk over him in the dark night, readying myself for the desires that his anus yearns for. A cactus can only do so much to a young man's naughty spot, so I would have to include the follow: a ping pong paddle, pork rinds, a signed 1994 nolan ryan baseball card, 3 clothes hangers, and a bottle of cholula hot sauce. And it's all going in your ass.

3. Of course I have, you were the one I was in the shower with, or should I say... the golden shower hehe

Hope I get accepted guys thx
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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2014, 11:23:38 AM »

I want to answer this as well in hopes one day I will be able to join mafia.

1. I have a slab of petrified dinosaur poo long enough to extend into the recipients anus as well as my own simultaneously, acting as a double sided dildo while the excrement from both our orifices lubricates the dino poo, inhibiting friction while promoting and intensifying sexual prostate stimulation.

2. I could write it a letter every day, taunting it, preparing it, getting his tight little pink butthole so moist it will drown itself in bodily fluids from extreme anticipation. After years of seducing, I would find Milky's anus sleeping peacefully, silence but smelly as I lurk over him in the dark night, readying myself for the desires that his anus yearns for. A cactus can only do so much to a young man's naughty spot, so I would have to include the follow: a ping pong paddle, pork rinds, a signed 1994 nolan ryan baseball card, 3 clothes hangers, and a bottle of cholula hot sauce. And it's all going in your ass.

3. Of course I have, you were the one I was in the shower with, or should I say... the golden shower hehe

Hope I get accepted guys thx
The FUCK YOU AT PHANTOM???, Come see Us in vent sometime.....
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Re: special_Kare
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2014, 09:35:58 AM »

Hey thanks for the warm welcome guys!  You all usually on ventrilo?  I guess I'll login tonight and say hello. 

If I'm home, I'm on.  I'll see ya in there soon.

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