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[iLLUSi0N]

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."
~Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Don't believe me? Look it up. Rather read it in King James? Here ya go:

"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

Haha... the secrets... this one's for Laaz:

"Si dos hombres luchan entre sí, un hombre y su conciudadano, y la mujer de uno se acerca para librar a su marido de la mano del que lo golpea, y ella extiende su mano y le agarra sus partes vergonzosas, entonces le cortarás su mano; no tendrás piedad."

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

Wow that is so cool I bet beetle knows the bible by heart and most likely in all known languages!

[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

What are you trying to prove illusion? Many interpretation s of the bible are incorrect, im guess your looking at a what kind of bible, and how old?

[*MAFIA* Milky Way]

i think illusion is trying to say he likes to beat women

[*MAFIA* Phantom]

Why cut her hand off? I love it when girls grab my genitals...O My Lanta it makes sense now!, the Bible was written by a bunch of gays!

[*MAFIA* Milky Way]

Why cut her hand off? I love it when girls grab my genitals...O My Lanta it makes sense now!, the Bible was written by a bunch of gays!

wow if there was any hope for you its gone now lol even though thats hilarious

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

I shall see you in hell phantom, we can burn together hahahahahaha.. .

[iLLUSi0N]

haha, easy blackjax. I'm not trying to prove anything. But I'm not too sure how many interpretation s you can take from that verse... plus, that first quote was from the NIV which I think is the newest version of the Bible available. If not, then please feel free to check an updated one. It probably will have it in there because Deuteronomy is full of stupid laws like that. I'm double majoring in Comparative Religion so I like finding little quirks in all religions that are really fucked up (we're studying native american peyote religion in a few weeks here...) =] Sorry if I offended anyone. That wasn't the intent.

[*MAFIA* LAAZ]

"If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity."
~Deuteronomy 25:11-12

Don't believe me? Look it up. Rather read it in King James? Here ya go:

"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets:
Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her."

Haha... the secrets... this one's for Laaz:

"Si dos hombres luchan entre sí, un hombre y su conciudadano, y la mujer de uno se acerca para librar a su marido de la mano del que lo golpea, y ella extiende su mano y le agarra sus partes vergonzosas, entonces le cortarás su mano; no tendrás piedad."

ROFL i just read this hahahahah rep for that