Look. I was just wondering around your forums like I generally never do but I am doing for some reason I am not too sure of...
Anyway. Before any of you guys really start to try and hit on Susie, you greasy slimeballs you, I would just like to point out that Susie is a
dude who likes to
pretend to be a girl On The Internets! Am I getting through to any of you?
I'll say it slower. Susie is a guy. His name is Tom. Yeah.
I know this because when he first registered as Tomdj on our forums, he submitted his application (as a guy) and even talked with a few of our members late at night on our vent server. These guys confirmed that "Tomdj" sounded like a guy.
Then one day Tomdj, I'm assuming, woke up to find that his penis had fallen off so he decided to become a she. He requested DOA administration to change his name to [DOA] Susie. We did and that officially turned a guy into a bonified girl. Since then, he had never ever said a single word in vent.
Now, I don't care
why he did this I just know it is really god damn fucking funny.
Ok, I'm going to log off these forums now because that greasy monkey smell is starting to stick to my clothing.