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Gear

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4 people and only 3 parachutes
« on: May 03, 2006, 06:19:28 PM »

An airplane was about to crash; there were 4 passengers on board but only 3 parachutes.  The first passenger said, I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player.  The Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.."  So he took the first parachute and left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former President of the United States; I am the most ambitious woman in the world. I am also a New York Senator, a potential future President and, above all, the cleverest woman in the world."  She just grabbed the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth passenger, a 10 year-old school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have many years left.  As a Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's still a parachute left for you.  The world's cleverest woman took my school backpack."
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« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2006, 07:10:35 PM »

Wow.  No pilots?  Worst joke ever?
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« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2006, 07:13:08 PM »

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Wow.  No pilots?  Worst joke ever?

lol, if i told the joke i would have in cluded the pilot but i was to lazy and found it on the net and coped and past, there all most the same.
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« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2006, 09:34:32 PM »

hahahhaha!!! clinton got owned!
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« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 03:13:23 AM »

that sucks for Clinton, I guess if she is the smartest woman on the planet then women in general aren't too smart
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4 people and only 3 parachutes
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2006, 03:28:46 AM »

How did you figure that one out?
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« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2006, 04:57:40 AM »

They told that one at our church.  Then put put this spin on it that God wanted the cleverest person to die and that all you have to do is have faith and give up your life for another and you will be saved.  I laughed.
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« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2006, 01:42:59 PM »

Thats funny I don't care what anyone says.  It made my side hurt.
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« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2006, 02:42:07 PM »

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Thats funny I don't care what anyone says.  It made my side hurt.

wow, i dont think it was that funny, maybe you need to hear some better jokes lightning. lol dont you ever hear any good ones from teenagers trying to piss oyu off. thats all i ever did in middle school, was yell at cops and run haha.
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« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2006, 04:01:44 PM »

^^^ your momma jokes aren't funny;)
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4 people and only 3 parachutes
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2006, 07:13:49 PM »

arrest him lightning.  there is all the evidence you need. insulting an officer. haha.
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« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2006, 09:14:39 PM »

since this is in spam anyway, i'm gonna share a joke that a jewish kid told me today, here's what Ira had to say...
-"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into the wall?"
-(i answer, quite befuddled...) I don't know, what?"
-Ira: "He breaks his nose! HAHAHAHA"
after this i proceeded  to laugh, but take note that i have nothing against jewish people, so please don't get offended.
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4 people and only 3 parachutes
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2006, 01:31:15 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
since this is in spam anyway, i'm gonna share a joke that a jewish kid told me today, here's what Ira had to say...
-"What happens when a jew with a boner runs into the wall?"
-(i answer, quite befuddled...) I don't know, what?"
-Ira: "He breaks his nose! HAHAHAHA"
after this i proceeded  to laugh, but take note that i have nothing against jewish people, so please don't get offended.






I hope swampie bans ur ass.
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« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2006, 01:04:14 PM »

My cell phone is better

3 guys are out side talking about there cell phones to see whos is better. "1st guy says i have free ring tones", 2nd guy says "I have free long distance phone calls". The 3rd guys says "well my cell phone has antitheft", 2nd guy "whats antitheft?".      

3rd gey "well try and take my wallet and see what happens" The man reashes for his wallet and all of a suden, SMACK. He hits the guy over his head with his cell phone and walks off.
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« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2006, 01:19:14 PM »

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I wish this server had an "Anti-Bad joke" filter on it.

Well actulay i got that off a movie lol.
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