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*MAFIA* Wasserfaller

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pickup lines?
« on: September 20, 2006, 09:14:58 PM »

i've heard some pretty stupid ones, but i want to hear more. See what you've got. Post away.
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2006, 09:22:41 PM »

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

I like every bone in your body especially mine.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

Baby, your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

Baby, I'd run a mile for your vertical smile. Nice shirt.... wanna fuck?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Can I have fries with that shake!

I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

I'd look good on you.

When does your centerfold come out.

So do ya wanna see something really swell?

I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

You have nice legs. What time do they open?

Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2006, 09:27:42 PM »

"Fuck my ass, dyke" doesn't work.
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*MAFIA* Scooby

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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2006, 09:29:31 PM »

LOL, that was good and long. You didn't make up those, did you?
I searched for it, and so go here for lines of any matter.

http://linesthataregood.com/
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2006, 09:41:56 PM »

All women are whores... you are no exception... therefore you must fuck me.

How's that?
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*MAFIA* Phantom

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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2006, 09:43:39 PM »

here's a good pick up line.

Suck my dick right now bitch or i'll fucking shoot you (most effective with a real gun)
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*MAFIA* LAAZ

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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #6 on: September 21, 2006, 05:46:15 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* --
Hi little girl, will you help me find my puppy? I'll give you some candy. (Best for women under 10)
If that doesnt work
Get in the car young lady or I'll kill your fucking parents(must be in a very stern voice while grasping their face like a basketball)

And when they get in the car Follow up with this line,Its great:
Dont tell your mommy and daddy or I'll kill them you stupid little bitch.

Best places for these lines to be most effective: Elementary Schools,Day cares and Supermarket's.





WHOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEE Bonehead is gonna rip your ass up LOL.
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2006, 08:28:33 AM »

You're talking about kids and that is one thing that Bonehead doesn't tollerate.


I would ask her if she wanted to see the gun show and then lift up my arms and instantaneousl y her clothes would come off and we'd start having sex.
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2006, 09:27:35 AM »

These are 3 of the worst that I've heard:

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?  (Pause for answer)
- Enough to break the ice.  Hi, my name is T.J.
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2006, 12:22:07 PM »

TJ cool name!!
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2006, 02:18:08 PM »

I bet mine is bigger than his.
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2006, 04:42:15 PM »

my favorite to this day is....
"Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2006, 05:26:41 PM »

and u thought han solo had a big wookie, just wait till u see mine
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2006, 10:28:31 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Wasserfaller
my favorite to this day is....
"Does this rag smell like chlorophorm to you?"

ROFL FUCKING COPTER! this is the best shit ive heard in a long time LOL +motherfuckingrep!
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Re: pickup lines?
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2006, 05:31:04 PM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* ßlåkjáx
ROFL FUCKING COPTER! this is the best shit ive heard in a long time LOL +motherfuckingrep!

ya, when i first heard that i nearly had a heart attack, i love it!
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