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*MAFIA* MisfiT

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Re: joke spam
« Reply #360 on: June 09, 2015, 07:54:59 AM »

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: joke spam
« Reply #361 on: June 09, 2015, 12:41:58 PM »

or do they...

i like the ones with "vicki" inserted in the names
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #362 on: June 09, 2015, 07:16:09 PM »

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Ahem: If I may quote " and now the jokes on you "  :spank:
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Re: joke spam
« Reply #363 on: March 23, 2016, 12:02:10 PM »

"4 Worms In Church"

Four worms and a lesson to be learned!
 
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.           
 
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
 
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
 
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
 
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
 
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
 
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:
 
The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead
 
The second worm in cigarette smoke . . .Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil . . .Alive …

So the Minister asked the congregation,

"What did you learn from this demonstration?"
 

Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,

you won't have worms!"
 
That pretty much ended the service!
 

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