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Author Topic: How 2 annoy car owners with a screwdriver  (Read 3403 times)

*MAFIA* Dune Surfer

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How 2 annoy car owners with a screwdriver
« on: November 07, 2006, 12:24:57 PM »

Jeeses every1s talking about cars This technique works better on cars pre 2000. prize out the lock and twist it, the door mushrooms will pop up. Crack off the plastic casing under the steering collumn and find the ignition. seperate the lock from the main ignition with your trusty screwdriver. Stick it in the Ignition an turn, and the motors started. The only problem in using this technique is fucking up the car for re-sale your probably best off stealing the keys. he he
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« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2006, 12:40:28 PM »

what are you talkin about? im confused
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2006, 01:02:19 PM »

Thats Old school tricks and it takes way to long to do.
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2006, 01:12:13 PM »

What are the new techniques, I'm having to resort to bashing peeps in the head with a baseball bat..only kidding It still works though theres allot of peeps with early 90's cars around. You have to remember they made some great cars then WITHOUT SPEED REGULATORS!!!!
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« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2006, 04:13:51 PM »

I don't really break into and steal cars....... ask Chris he just got a new one.
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2006, 04:23:40 PM »

Just use a gun and car jack........    easy
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« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2006, 05:51:36 PM »

My car has electronic disable, no brain no car :) It is a mod I did myself.
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« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2006, 07:01:45 PM »

lol looks like he is carressing himself
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« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 09:59:57 PM »

my dad said a common technique during the 60's was to take a Bic pen, remove the ink insert so it's just the hollow white thing. Then get it soft using a lighter, and jam it into the ignition, when it dries you have a perfect key replica, and the plastic is stronger than all hell. Maybe it works, maybe it doesn't, but it seems pretty reasonable.
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« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2006, 11:15:43 PM »

One of the newer techniques is to take a pair of sissors and break them in half.  Then take a grinder and file it down real thin and make it kinda wavey, so there are like teeth on it.  Then you jam it in the ignition.  You want it to be thin so when you turn it, it breaks away the thin material and form fits a key.  Works good on Imports and Saturns.  I saw quite a bit of this in Oakland.  Also you use the other piece of the scissor to pry open the window at the top forward corner.  You pry the window out of the molding and it will break the plastic tab that keeps it in.  Then you can pull the window out and reach in the car and unlock it.  I have seen people do this in under 30 seconds.  Start to drive off.
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« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2006, 03:34:42 AM »

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My car has electronic disable, no brain no car :) It is a mod I did myself.

I used to have a kill switch on my old car but they still stole my fury dice,  destroyed the door locks and tried bump starting it down the street. After 2 replacement door locks I ended up just filling the passenger door cavity with filler and keeping a flathead in the glove box as a key it was a proppa shed. Of course they wouldn't touch it then, even though I left the switch off and preyed for some fucker to pinch it to claim the insurance. That scissor thing sounds pretty clever, is it true you can pop the central locking systems on alot of cars with half a tennis ball over the door lock?
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2006, 05:33:11 PM »

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I used to have a kill switch on my old car but they still stole my fury dice,  destroyed the door locks and tried bump starting it down the street.

my sister had something similar done to her ride, they broke the window of her immaculately restored 73 beetle that my dad built her, stole the stereo, purse, cell, checks, and jacket. The swine...but at least she got to keep her car.
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« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2006, 05:56:51 PM »

That is why you never keep anything of value in sight. Take it with you or lock it in the trunk. Also use a stereo that has a removable face, no face means a useless stereo.
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« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2006, 06:46:10 PM »

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That is why you never keep anything of value in sight. Take it with you or lock it in the trunk. Also use a stereo that has a removable face, no face means a useless stereo.

the car i'm "using" at the moment (borrowing it from my sister, not really mine) is an 83 purple VW rabbit, it's so crappy that it doesn't have posi-traction, a stereo, heater, AC, a working passenger door...windshi eld wipers. I don't even bother locking it, the only thing of value they could take would be the steering wheel.
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« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2006, 07:50:23 PM »

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the car i'm "using" at the moment (borrowing it from my sister, not really mine) is an 83 purple VW rabbit, it's so crappy that it doesn't have posi-traction, a stereo, heater, AC, a working passenger door...windshi eld wipers. I don't even bother locking it, the only thing of value they could take would be the steering wheel.

purple? lol i would LOVE to get a pic of you driving that thang!
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