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*MAFIA* Wasserfaller

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Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2006, 06:29:01 PM »
i broke my pinky toe at the beach, i stubbed it on a rock and my sisters thought i was over-exaggerating...then it turned black the next day. Stupid women...
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2006, 08:16:45 PM »
I was in a car wreck and broke 2 ribs and cracked my pelvis on a seperate occasion i was playing football in the 7th grade and got speard in my stomach. i felt  like something was wrong but didnt know what it was i went to the emergency room and had ruptured my spleen had to get it removed.:(
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« Reply #17 on: November 20, 2006, 12:15:27 PM »
This probably falls under Blakjax's "pussy" category, but I don't understand how that makes someone "weak" just because they've never been injured too badly.  I think a better word for that is "fortunate."  

Anyway, the only time I've had to go to the hospital for an injury was when I was about 6, I went down a water slide at full speed, hit a curve, and broke my ankle on the side of it.  I wasn't even suppose to be on it, I didn't fit the height requirement, but my dad waited in the line all the time and he just ignored the lifeguard and told me to go ahead and so I did.  Ha.  

The funny thing is, the rest of the day I just enjoyed myself at the water park, limping around, I didn't think anything was wrong.  It wasn't until I woke up the next morning and came into the kitchen when my mom saw that my ankle was swollen and blue and so I went to get a cast.
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Whats the worst ingury you've ever had
« Reply #18 on: November 20, 2006, 05:51:05 PM »
I remebered another one.  I was in Hawaii and out at some club when this one fag kept trying to cock block me so I started punching him in the face.  This fuckingguy hit me in the head with a beer bottle.  I should have got stiches, but being the sexy mother fucker I am, I didn't want to have a bald spot on my head from when the had to shave it.  I just supper glued it and threw a couple butterfly stitches.
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« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2006, 06:49:22 PM »
Cock block? So he tryed to stop you from what exactly lol. Only kidding, I here they invented super glue to patch up wounds on soldiers. Its good stuff, I used to cover the prints of my index and forefingers before I playd a gig to avoid blisters when playing the bass for 2 hours.
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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2006, 06:51:42 PM »
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Cock block? So he tryed to stop you from what exactly lol. Only kidding, I here they invented super glue to patch up wounds on soldiers. Its good stuff, I used to cover the prints of my index and forefingers before I playd a gig to avoid blisters when playing the bass for 2 hours.



He tried to stop me from banging this one bitch.  And did you say you played bass or the skin flute?  Just wondering.  Hey if you swing that way it is ok.  Does your parents know yet, or are you coming out to us first.
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« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2006, 07:00:03 PM »
Take it easy man, just sounded funny to me that is all. Sorry your having problems err banging bitches BOO boo YOU AW
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« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2006, 07:07:45 PM »
Dude I was kidding.  Don't take it to heart. It is ok if you like cock.  I have no problem with the ladies.  Ask all your female relatives.  LOL
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« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2006, 07:22:20 PM »
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Dude I was kidding.  Don't take it to heart. It is ok if you like cock.  I have no problem with the ladies.  Ask all your female relatives.  LOL

they all told me your ego was bigger than your dick... ROFL jk. lawlerskates
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« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2006, 07:27:20 PM »
My female relatives, ok. I'll ask them If they've been recently approached by a cock sucking desperate virgin whose desperate for any kind of intimacy.
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« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2006, 07:34:41 PM »
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My female relatives, ok. I'll ask them If they've been recently approached by a cock sucking desperate virgin whose desperate for any kind of intimacy.



Not intimacy just a mercy fuck.    Becuase like Blackjax said I have a very small penis.  So small Asian guys see me in the shower at the gym and say "  Goddman you have a small penis"!
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« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2006, 07:38:12 PM »
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they all told me your ego was bigger than your dick... ROFL jk. lawlerskates



Who said that.  I don't have an ego.  Isn't that a waffle.  Whatever it doesn't matter.  But yes.  I do have a small penis.  It looks like a tuna can.  2 inches long but 8 inches around.
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« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2006, 07:45:31 PM »
Err.... well that aint good. Maybe their worth punching if they talk shit like that
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« Reply #28 on: November 20, 2006, 07:48:20 PM »
Hey it happens.  As long as I get mine.  LOL.  Dude I am just fucking with you.  I am not pissed or anything .  Don't take the female relatives thing seriously.  It was just your Mom.
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« Reply #29 on: November 20, 2006, 07:54:33 PM »
Yeah shes intimidating for someone that doesn't have one
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