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Author Topic: Hewww Weee!  (Read 2217 times)

*MAFIA* Bonehead

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Hewww Weee!
« on: December 18, 2006, 08:14:21 PM »

The preacher man says it's the end of time

And the Mississippi River she's a goin' dry

The interest is up and the Stock Markets down

And you only get mugged

If you go downtown



I live back in the woods, you see

A woman and the kids, and the dogs and me

I got a shotgun rifle and a 4-wheel drive

And a country boy can survive

Country folks can survive



I can plow a field all day long

I can catch catfish from dusk till dawn

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke too

Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do

We grow good ole tomatoes and homemade wine

And a country boy can survive

Country folks can survive



Because you can't stomp us out

And you cant make us run

Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun

And we say grace and we say Ma'am

And if you ain't into that we don't give a damn



We came from the West Virginia coalmines

And the Rocky Mountains and the and the western skies

And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot line

And a country boy can survive

Country folks can survive



I had a good friend in New York City

He never called me by my name, just hillbilly

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land

And his taught him to be a businessman

He used to send me pictures of the Broadway nights

And I'd send him some homemade wine



But he was killed by a man with a switchblade knife

For 43 dollars my friend lost his life

Id love to spit some beechnut in that dudes eyes

And shoot him with my old 45

Cause a country boy can survive

Country folks can survive



Cause you can't stomp us out and you can't make us run

Cause one-of- ‘em old boys raisin ole shotgun

And we say grace and we say Ma'am

And if you ain't into that we don't give a damn



We're from North California and south Alabam

And little towns all around this land

And we can skin a buck; we can run a trot line

And a country boy can survive

Country folks can survive
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*MAFIA* Phantom

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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2006, 08:28:50 PM »

that was lovely bonehead...i want to make a sexy time with you
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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2006, 11:35:04 PM »

Penis? Moved to spam (Eat it)
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« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2006, 01:53:35 AM »

Now see I made this post for a reason and where "I" post it stays. Got it captain necro fuck?
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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2006, 05:00:28 AM »

Lets see Hank Williams Jr. 1982 Whiskey bent and hell bound..... Maybe Well thats my Guess
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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2006, 05:16:17 AM »

Close ;)
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*MAFIA* Dune Surfer

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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2006, 06:05:10 AM »

Its "A Country Boy Can Survive" from 1990's: America (The way I see it)
http://www.amazon.com/America-Way-See-Hank-Williams/dp/B00000DAIB
Yeehaw
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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2006, 08:23:30 AM »

Quote from: *MAFIA* Bonehead
Now see I made this post for a reason and where "I" post it stays. Got it captain necro fuck?


Eat shit and die you mother fucking hick, eat shit and die!


























wubs you daddy
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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2006, 09:08:44 AM »

Joo got it dunny!

Balth all I can say is I want to see phantom mung you :)
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« Reply #9 on: December 23, 2006, 10:13:27 AM »

Quote from: Dune Surfer
Its "A Country Boy Can Survive" from 1990's: America (The way I see it)


You got the name of the song right but I was talking about the album title not the name of the song.    
Oops sorry it was released in 1981.  THe album title wasn't Whiskey bent and hell bound that was 1979.  It was 1981 The Pressure is on.  Hey I was only 8 back then.
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« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2006, 07:32:26 PM »

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Balth all I can say is I want to see phantom mung you :)

and i want to watch.
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What is the Alchole level pike at for you Duney.

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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2006, 08:02:41 PM »

Well spank my goat and fuck my pig.  HOO WEE!!!!!!!!!  I gon git me sum of em thar vittles and drink ma moonshines.  :)
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