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Author Topic: School 1976 vs 2006  (Read 1736 times)

Lightning

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School 1976 vs 2006
« on: April 22, 2007, 07:08:12 PM »

SCHOOL 1976 vs 2006



Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.

 
1976 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
 
2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
 

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.
 
1976 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
 
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it.
 

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.
 
1976 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
 
2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD.  School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability.
 

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
 
1976 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
 
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang.  State psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their Dad goes to prison.  Billy's mom has affair with psychologist.
 

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
 
1976 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
 
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
 

Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
 
1976 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
 
2006 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum.  Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.
 

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
 
1976 - Ants die.
 
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
 

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee.  He is found crying by his teacher, Mary.  Mary hugs him to comfort him.
 
1976 - In a short time,! Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

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Elliott Smith

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Re: School 1976 vs 2006
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2007, 07:23:12 PM »

Yeah, and things got worse since then too, so we have to be more strict.
Oh, and it's funny now too because my dad always asks me for a knife, but I don't carry one. He doesn't get why I don't always have a knife on me.
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Re: School 1976 vs 2006
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2007, 10:56:45 PM »

People are just fucking retarded today.
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*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

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Re: School 1976 vs 2006
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2007, 01:38:54 PM »

That is so fucking true. I remeber back in highschool when we would talk about parties getting busted by cops and shit then my teachers would overhear and say really? back when i was in highschool cops would tells us to be more quite...
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Re: School 1976 vs 2006
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2007, 03:03:48 PM »

Amazing how paranoid the government is....
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Re: School 1976 vs 2006
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2007, 03:17:20 PM »

Yeah things have truly gone over politically correct. I used to get whipped on the back of my hands with a ruler if I was disruptive at school. Nowadays kids are invulnerable to punishment and they know it.
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Re: School 1976 vs 2006
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2007, 09:49:29 PM »

yeah, we've only got one O.G. teacher at our school who's an old english teacher, she's close to 70 i think and no one mouths off to her. I had her for english for two years, i saw her hit a kid with a stapler and when a kid was leaning back in his chair, she pushed it all the way back and her fell out of it, spraining his wrist. Needless to say he never did it again.

I wish there were more like that, i think the principle is afraid of her too so she gets away with it.
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