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Author Topic: Smoking again...  (Read 4372 times)

Hallander

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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #15 on: July 08, 2007, 11:07:33 PM »
Reverting back to those horrible classes in school were they warned us about smoking:

ONE CIGGY AN DYOU DIE YOUR FUCKING DOOME DTHE SECOND IT TOUCHSES YOUR LIPS OMFZ YOU WILKL GET ADICCTEZD AND WELL YOU CANT EVER GIVE UP AND IF YTOU NNSNIFFF GLUE ONCE YOU WILL DIE INSTANTLY IF YOUR LUCK Y OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #16 on: July 09, 2007, 02:11:11 AM »
I stopped smoking about 4 weeks ago.  Go figure it takes me to get deployed to quit smoking.  I really don't understand that.  Oh well, but I have noticed that the sex is so much better since I quit.  Granted the sex has been with myself and has always been good.  I guess I will just have to wait to go home and get a hooker just to see how much better I am.  If I suck then I will start smoking aain, but if I am good then I won't smoke ever again.  Well except for the smoke that comes outta the girls P@%SY.
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*MAFIA* Balthazar

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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #17 on: July 09, 2007, 02:15:53 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* Hellraiser on July 09, 2007, 02:11:11 AM
I stopped smoking about 4 weeks ago.  Go figure it takes me to get deployed to quit smoking.  I really don't understand that.  Oh well, but I have noticed that the sex is so much better since I quit.  Granted the sex has been with myself and has always been good.  I guess I will just have to wait to go home and get a hooker just to see how much better I am.  If I suck then I will start smoking aain, but if I am good then I won't smoke ever again.  Well except for the smoke that comes outta the girls P@%SY.

You come up with some of the most vile shit sometimes...

Love it. :)
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*MAFIA* KrautKiller

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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #18 on: July 09, 2007, 04:05:33 AM »
when i was i was in that drug program in elementary school they said i would be the first to smoke something by my looks
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #19 on: July 09, 2007, 04:54:07 AM »
They meant that you will probably  smoke cock because you look gay!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*MAFIA* KrautKiller

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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #20 on: July 09, 2007, 05:05:14 AM »
ive never been called gay before :D

i also get asked am i still growing when i wear my tight pants, mainly girls ask me that by the way lol...
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #21 on: July 09, 2007, 06:09:27 AM »
Quote from: *MAFIA* KrautKiller on July 09, 2007, 05:05:14 AM
ive never been called gay before :D

i also get asked am i still growing when i wear my tight pants, mainly girls ask me that by the way lol...
The reason that ask if you are still growing, especially when you wear your tight pants, is they can see your little baby boy dick.  They were just wondering if it was going to grow or stay that small.  Also they want to know if your balls are ever going to drop.
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #22 on: July 09, 2007, 08:36:13 AM »
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #23 on: July 09, 2007, 09:59:26 AM »
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #24 on: July 09, 2007, 10:10:53 AM »
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #25 on: July 13, 2007, 07:11:35 AM »
I saw a guy on a talkshow who smoked 100 a day. Straight up,was costing him around ÂŁ130 a week! Theres your global warming right there! He's probley dead now though.... XP
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Re: Smoking again...
« Reply #26 on: July 15, 2007, 05:35:17 PM »
every smoke takes 7 minutes off your life. HAVE FUN WITH LUNGCANCER!   ;D
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