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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #225 on: October 23, 2008, 10:28:55 AM »

I still think Ricardo is a fucking nigger!!!
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #226 on: October 23, 2008, 12:17:22 PM »

Im agree with u!
NEVER MOTHERFUCKER !
Does Hellraiser being a "MOTHERFUCKER" explain your existence?


English impaired: Hellraiser-t-il être un "fils de pute" expliquer votre existence?
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #227 on: October 24, 2008, 04:02:20 AM »

Im agree with u!


















NEVER MOTHERFUCKER !
  Why don't you do like your countries Army's Rules of Engagement, and run the fuck away crying you fucking little twat!!!  I hope you choke on a frogs leg bone you fucking mistake of life. 

I don't know if everyone knows how Ricardo's conception came about, but I will tell you, this is from Cheeero himself.  Well, one night Cheero was a little drunk and horny.  However, Cheero is an ugly mother fucker, and had no girlfriend.  So he went looking for a hooker.  Cheero is so ugly that hookers were turning him down, left and right.  He was getting so upset, because he was tired of jerking off.  So he asked a pimp he came across where he might find a hooker that wouldn't laugh at him and tell him to fuck off cause he was so ugly.  The pimp told him that in the blackest part of town there is an Alley where there was a blind, retarded, crack whore that does anyone.  So Cheero started his journey.  He found the alley and started to talk business with the whore.  As he was fucking this whore, doggy style, his little french penis slipped out and went into her butt.  Neither really noticed what had happen.  So he continued on doing what he could, and then he came.  Yes, you are reading that right, Cheero came in a hookers butt.  Some how Cheero's sperm mixed with a turd and it became fertile.  This fertile turd stayed inside this whore for 9 months, and then on 22 May 1983 Ricardo was born when she finally shat him out!!!
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #228 on: October 24, 2008, 04:32:08 AM »

roflmao
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #229 on: October 24, 2008, 06:50:16 AM »

Rack him!
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #230 on: October 24, 2008, 07:49:12 AM »

LOL, nice story Hell.

OWNED!
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #231 on: October 24, 2008, 08:06:42 AM »

From now on Hellraiser is my favourite story teller :)
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #232 on: October 24, 2008, 08:16:30 AM »

From now on Hellraiser is my favourite story teller :)

lol i just saw that you are 1 rep point away from being the same rep as Ricardo.  ouch, that's gotta suck.
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #233 on: October 24, 2008, 10:00:36 AM »

Check out Ricardo's pm to me.

Your sig is gay u know why? Because Maybe we surrender but we dont have 4000 soldiers died as you country !
  All I have to say Ricardo is, what about the soldiers America lost when we had to come bail your country out cause your Army couldn't do it?  I don't see you saying anything about them.  You pm to me is just what a fucking coward cunt from a pussy nation would say.  Oh and tell your Dad I said he is a fucking cunt too!!!  Pussies.  I think it is going to be story time again soon. 
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #234 on: October 24, 2008, 10:19:38 AM »

can i sit on your knee why you tell it?????
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #235 on: October 24, 2008, 11:17:40 AM »

can i sit on your knee why you tell it?????
Sure, you can sit on his Wee-nee. :o
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #236 on: October 24, 2008, 12:29:59 PM »

Sure, you can sit on his Wee-nee. :o

That was really clever.
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #237 on: November 01, 2008, 10:34:29 PM »

giggles! you are all so damn funny :D
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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #238 on: March 10, 2009, 07:44:18 AM »

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Re: Ricardo
« Reply #239 on: March 10, 2009, 09:27:28 AM »

Who banned you?
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