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Author Topic: Would you rather?  (Read 3050 times)

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Would you rather?
« on: October 03, 2007, 11:43:32 AM »

Would you rather game.

Answer the post above yours and ask a new question.

Would you rather fuck a guy or female gorilla? (invert for ladies)
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 12:11:05 PM »

Hermaphrodite Gorilla.

Would you rather beat your mother into submission with a pipe wrench or rape your father in the ear?  8)
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 01:12:59 PM »

Hermaphrodite Gorilla.

Would you rather beat your mother into submission with a pipe wrench or rape your father in the ear?  8)
Thats a horrible horrible question, BUT...

Beat my mother, cause it would only take one hit I'm sure.

Would you rather drink a shot of someone else's jizz, or a 32 oz bottle of your own piss?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 01:53:11 PM »


Would you rather drink a shot of someone else's jizz, or a 32 oz bottle of your own piss?
I'd take the shot of someone's jizz and chase it down with a 40oz of my own urine.

Would you rather....

swim in a pool of blood infected with AIDS

or have sex with an 80 year old homeless woman....who's been dead for 4 hours, and rigor has just set in.
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What is the Alchole level pike at for you Duney.

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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2007, 06:50:55 PM »

I'd take the shot of someone's jizz and chase it down with a 40oz of my own urine.

Would you rather....

swim in a pool of blood infected with AIDS

or have sex with an 80 year old homeless woman....who's been dead for 4 hours, and rigor has just set in.
Pool with aids.

Would you rather shove a pineapple up your ass, or a pencil up your dick?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2007, 07:01:27 PM »

Pencil.  Be brothers with Ricardo or have a head like Maggot's?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2007, 08:27:59 PM »

Pencil.  Be brothers with Ricardo or have a head like Maggot's?
Thats too disgusting... I'm not answering.

Masturbate with sandpaper, or have no hands?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2007, 08:39:14 PM »

Thats too disgusting... I'm not answering.

Masturbate with sandpaper, or have no hands?
  Have no hands, becuase I can suck my own cock!!!!!
Would you rather eat a girl out on the rag or lick some chicks ass how just shit her pants?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2007, 11:15:24 PM »

  Have no hands, becuase I can suck my own cock!!!!!
Would you rather eat a girl out on the rag or lick some chicks ass how just shit her pants?
lick a chicks ass, cause you don't have to do it for a long time.

Would you rather die or live after losing all your limbs?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2007, 11:43:41 PM »

live, because i'm sure there will be high-tech robotic arms in the future that are cheap and function 10 times better than real limbs.

Would you rather play WoW for 10 years straight (at normal gaming pace) or have an orgy with 50 fat, nasty Arabian bitches (non stop) for 10 hours straight.
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2007, 11:45:56 PM »

I would rather fuck satan in his fiery asshole.

Would you rather have loaded as a dad or burn in hell forever?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2007, 01:50:57 AM »

I would rather fuck satan in his fiery asshole.

Would you rather have loaded as a dad or burn in hell forever?
  You can't really ask that question due to the fact that he is so old that he has got to be some where in each of our family tree.  He is like father time.  Hell he is so old his social security number is 000-00-0001. 
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #12 on: October 06, 2007, 11:17:22 AM »

Would you rather eat someone else's entire leg, or take a bite out of your own arm?
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2007, 10:47:12 PM »

Would you rather eat someone else's entire leg, or take a bite out of your own arm?
  Eat a persons leg.  It taste like chicken. 

Would you rather watch your parents have sex, or bang your grandmother???
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Re: Would you rather?
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2007, 09:22:18 AM »

  Eat a persons leg.  It taste like chicken. 

Would you rather watch your parents have sex, or bang your grandmother???
Both.  Would you rather live the rest of your life with a knife in your anus or live your life as Helen Keller?
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