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Author Topic: Your xmas gifts  (Read 11211 times)

*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx

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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2007, 12:13:04 AM »

Hey, I wouldn't mind if he spent it on beer or weed. As long as he shares!
*cheers* to that.
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2007, 11:55:00 AM »

My boss's Christmas presents:

December 23rd:
-Got ticket for talking on cell phone(to me, lol), driving without lights on(7:00pm, it gets dark at 4:45pm), and expired tags.
-Has to cancel reserved seats with her new boyfriend at a restaurant because he got his ex-girlfriend pregnant.
-Guy dumps her later.

December 24th:
-Aunt dies at family Christmas party after she just left.
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*MAFIA* Beatlejuice

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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2007, 02:49:22 PM »

How are those Christmas presents?  They're tragedies.
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2007, 09:01:35 PM »

I was being sarcastic.
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*MAFIA* Hellraiser

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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2007, 09:25:05 PM »

My boss's Christmas presents:

December 23rd:
-Got ticket for talking on cell phone(to me, lol), driving without lights on(7:00pm, it gets dark at 4:45pm), and expired tags.
-Has to cancel reserved seats with her new boyfriend at a restaurant because he got his ex-girlfriend pregnant.
-Guy dumps her later.

December 24th:
-Aunt dies at family Christmas party after she just left.
  That is shitty.  Merry Christmas to all and to all a big fuck off!!!!  LOL.  If that was my holiday I think I would have to shoot myself. 
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*MAFIA* Bonehead

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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2007, 11:06:00 PM »

How bout you do it anyway? no one would miss you, and besides the arabs would love it :D but at least the love camels would come see you ;)
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #36 on: December 29, 2007, 11:06:53 AM »

OK I KNOW THIS IS A BIT DELAYED BUT OH WELL! BUT HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN MISSING- I DIDN'T GET SHIT! WOOT! WOW THAT WAS EXHAUSTING, WELL TALK TO U ALL LATER, TITTIES
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2007, 07:29:07 AM »

I've got that Nirvana dvd, my favourite tune is probably the bowey cover "Man who sold the world". Nice guitar they sound better than a Strat any day of the week but also expensive, you must have been good this year.
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #39 on: December 31, 2007, 09:25:29 AM »

yeah that nirvana dvd rocks.

Ive got 250 euros, but already spent it...
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #40 on: December 31, 2007, 09:38:30 AM »

Hey wait.  I got that same cat for Christmas.  I ate mine though.  With some fried rice and soy sauce. 
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broken arm
« Reply #41 on: January 02, 2008, 10:11:03 PM »

I got a broken arm for xmas.Thats just great!!!!!!!!! >:(
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #42 on: January 02, 2008, 10:37:03 PM »

Sorry to hear that little man.
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #43 on: January 03, 2008, 08:50:06 AM »

Beh! Broken arms always suck. Anyways, Nivana is my all time favorite band. Love 'em!

Just got a new 42 in. TV for my room, it was a late christmas present.
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Re: Your xmas gifts
« Reply #44 on: January 03, 2008, 09:56:25 AM »

What did the blind, death and dumb kid get for christmas?
































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