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[*MAFIA* ( . )Y( . )]

I NEED SOME COMPUTER SKILLS TO MAYBE GIVE ME A POSSIBLE IDEA AS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! OK IT HAS HAPPENED TWICE NOW! YESTERDAY, AND AGAIN TODAY. YESTERDAYS EVENT STARTED WITH VENTRILO SEEMING TO START INTO HEAVY LAG! WHICH MY GREEN LITTLE TALKING STAYING LIT! NOBODY COULD HEAR ME, NOR I THEM! TRIED MOVING CHANNELS NO GO! OH AND I AM IN BF42 PLAYING WITH REMOTE MANAGER OPEN! THE WORKING FINE AT MOMENT. SO I CLOSE VENT AND RE OPEN JUST TO EXPERINCE SAME EXACT LAG LIKE EVENT! I LOOK AT MY PING AND IS SHOWING LIKE 55! THEN MY REMOTE MANAGER CLOSES AND I AM NOW UN ABLE TO RE- OPEN IT! I CLOSE VENT AGAIN AND TRY TO RE-OPEN TO FIND NOW IT WILL NOT OPEN! SO I THINK FUCK IT AND BACK INTO GAME TO PLAY, WHEN IN JUST A FEW MINUTES I EXPERIENCE CONNECTION PROBLEMS UP UNTIL A DIS CONNECT OCCURS! SO I TRY TO OPEN MANAGER AGAIN WITH NO LUCK! FRUSTRATED I OPEN BF42 BROWSER TO ONLY BE ABLE TO FIND MAFIA'S SWEDISH OR WTF EVER NAME IT IS SERVER! I THEN DECIDE FUCK IT AND RE BOOT! WHEN I TRIED TO LOG ONTO THE INTERNET IT WENT INTO THIS TROUBLESHOOTIN G PROGRAM AND ASKED ME IF I WISHED FOR THEM TO RUN A DIAGNOSTIC? SO I DO AND IT CYCLES GOOD TILL IT GETS TO PORTS! IT NEVER MADE IT PAST THAT PART JUST KEPT CYCLING. SO I THEN RESET MY MODEM AND AFTER THAT ALL SEEMED GOOD AGAIN! DAMN I HATE TYPING... NOW TODAY THE SAME THING HAPPENED EXCEPT FOR WHEN MY VENT SUDDENLY HUNG AGAIN WITH A LOW PING, MY REMOTE MANAGER DIED AT SAME TIME. I CLOSED VENT, AND WHEN TRIED TO RE OPEN IT? NOT HAPPENING! SO I GO BACK IN GAME TO FIND SAME DEAL! SOON CONNECTION PROBLEM, FALLOWED BY DIS CONNECT! FROM PRIOR EXPERIENCE I JUST RESET MODEM THIS TIME, AND ALL SEEMED TO BE FINE! I HAVE BEEN USING VENT, REMOTE MANAGER, AND PLAYING 1942 FOR A LONG TIME AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE THIS! SO ANY IDEAS ON THIS TROUBLING ISSUE WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! THANKS, TITTIES  ALWAYS

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

Maybe it's the mold from you living in your parents basement you fucking coon.  Just kidding, love ya. 

[Loaded]

At all has to do with that broken caps key, I'm telling ya.




Real easy fix, 1st reboot your router (unplug it from the wall for 10 seconds, then plug it back in), still have problem, get a new router, it's bad.

EDIT... Or Bone really did fuck with you and sent a "little" person into your cable line to fuck with you.

[*MAFIA* Wasserfaller]

Perhaps the rains in your area have caused wild jigaboos to surface from their hibernation prematurely, and in their search for food they found your intertoobs and began to chew on them. Intertoobs sabotaged by jigaboo gnawing is a common problem where you live.

[*MAFIA* MAGGOT]

Perhaps the rains in your area have caused wild jigaboos to surface from their hibernation prematurely, and in their search for food they found your intertoobs and began to chew on them. Intertoobs sabotaged by jigaboo gnawing is a common problem where you live.

You need to stay away from 4chan buck.

[*MAFIA* ( . )Y( . )]

GREAT I'M BEING INVADED BY jigaboo modem munching critters. They must also be the ones responsible for my broken caps lock key eh? OH WELL I GUESS WE CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING THE WAY WE WANT THEM EVERY TIME. And am going to do THE MODEM SUGGESTION RIGHT NOW!. THANKS FOR THE HELP SO FAR! Oh how does 1 get rid of a JIGABOO INFESTATION??? TALK WITH YA ALL LATER, TITTIES

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

GREAT I'M BEING INVADED BY jigaboo modem munching critters. They must also be the ones responsible for my broken caps lock key eh? OH WELL I GUESS WE CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING THE WAY WE WANT THEM EVERY TIME. And am going to do THE MODEM SUGGESTION RIGHT NOW!. THANKS FOR THE HELP SO FAR! Oh how does 1 get rid of a JIGABOO INFESTATION??? TALK WITH YA ALL LATER, TITTIES

First you get water melon, fried chicken, a couple of 40oz of Wild Horse, and some crack.  Make sure you don't smoke the crack Titties.  It is for the Jigaboos.  You just put all of those ingredients in the center of the floor under a net.  Then once they come out of hidding, you let the net slam down on them.  Now, you have a couple of options once you caught them.  You can put them to work in the yard, or if they are light skinned they make good servents around inside the house.  Hell, back in the olden days, some people who caught Jigaboos even had sex with them.  Wait, matter of fact you said you like to have sex with both the men and female version.  I am sure you will find a way to make it work for you.  Good luck.

[*MAFIA* Dune Surfer]

I NEED SOME COMPUTER SKILLS TO MAYBE GIVE ME A POSSIBLE IDEA AS WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! OK IT HAS HAPPENED TWICE NOW! YESTERDAY, AND AGAIN TODAY. YESTERDAYS EVENT STARTED WITH VENTRILO SEEMING TO START INTO HEAVY LAG! WHICH MY GREEN LITTLE TALKING STAYING LIT! NOBODY COULD HEAR ME, NOR I THEM! TRIED MOVING CHANNELS NO GO! OH AND I AM IN BF42 PLAYING WITH REMOTE MANAGER OPEN! THE WORKING FINE AT MOMENT. SO I CLOSE VENT AND RE OPEN JUST TO EXPERINCE SAME EXACT LAG LIKE EVENT! I LOOK AT MY PING AND IS SHOWING LIKE 55! THEN MY REMOTE MANAGER CLOSES AND I AM NOW UN ABLE TO RE- OPEN IT! I CLOSE VENT AGAIN AND TRY TO RE-OPEN TO FIND NOW IT WILL NOT OPEN! SO I THINK FUCK IT AND BACK INTO GAME TO PLAY, WHEN IN JUST A FEW MINUTES I EXPERIENCE CONNECTION PROBLEMS UP UNTIL A DIS CONNECT OCCURS! SO I TRY TO OPEN MANAGER AGAIN WITH NO LUCK! FRUSTRATED I OPEN BF42 BROWSER TO ONLY BE ABLE TO FIND MAFIA'S SWEDISH OR WTF EVER NAME IT IS SERVER! I THEN DECIDE FUCK IT AND RE BOOT! WHEN I TRIED TO LOG ONTO THE INTERNET IT WENT INTO THIS TROUBLESHOOTIN G PROGRAM AND ASKED ME IF I WISHED FOR THEM TO RUN A DIAGNOSTIC? SO I DO AND IT CYCLES GOOD TILL IT GETS TO PORTS! IT NEVER MADE IT PAST THAT PART JUST KEPT CYCLING. SO I THEN RESET MY MODEM AND AFTER THAT ALL SEEMED GOOD AGAIN! DAMN I HATE TYPING... NOW TODAY THE SAME THING HAPPENED EXCEPT FOR WHEN MY VENT SUDDENLY HUNG AGAIN WITH A LOW PING, MY REMOTE MANAGER DIED AT SAME TIME. I CLOSED VENT, AND WHEN TRIED TO RE OPEN IT? NOT HAPPENING! SO I GO BACK IN GAME TO FIND SAME DEAL! SOON CONNECTION PROBLEM, FALLOWED BY DIS CONNECT! FROM PRIOR EXPERIENCE I JUST RESET MODEM THIS TIME, AND ALL SEEMED TO BE FINE! I HAVE BEEN USING VENT, REMOTE MANAGER, AND PLAYING 1942 FOR A LONG TIME AND HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE THIS! SO ANY IDEAS ON THIS TROUBLING ISSUE WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED! THANKS, TITTIES  ALWAYS

Same things happening to me. The Mafia server is no longer on my BF1942 server browser so its probably happening to alot of other people aswell which might explain why the server has been emptier than usual recently. Also my remote manager always disconnects itself. The other stuff sounds like you might have a problem with your bandwith, give your service provider a call they are probably screwing you out of bandith.

[*MAFIA* Bonehead]

great boobs viruses has spread to the server just fucking great...

[*MAFIA* Hellraiser]

My remote manager always disconnects as well.  I tried to log back on last night, but it said that I was already signed in.  WTF????

[*MAFIA* ßlåkjáx]

My remote manager always disconnects as well.  I tried to log back on last night, but it said that I was already signed in.  WTF????

Well, if you get disconnected your name is technically still connected. Therefore you cannot connect again, nigger.

[*MAFIA* ( . )Y( . )]

HA-HA YUP BONEHEAD! MY CRUISING OF PORN SITES HAS MADE A UNBELIEVABLE SUPER VIRUS! IT HAS EVEN TAKEN HOLD OF THE INTERNET! SO EVERYBODY ENJOY WHILE YOU CAN! BECAUSE SOON THE SUPER BUG IS CRASHING IT ALL DOWN! AFTER IT HAS COMPLETED THAT IT WILL BE SO STRONG IT SAID IT WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE BONE AND CRAM ITS VIRAL MEMBER STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS! HA-HA J/K AND I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH OUR SERVER!!! SO I WILL KEEP CRUISING PORN SITES, JUST AS I WILL KEEP MESSAGING IN CAPS! ROFL, TITTIES
PS.LOVE YA DADDY
PPS.LOVE ALL MAFIADS!
PPSPSSP. WEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEE