it is 3:36 right now and I should be asleep, I took nyquil earlier in hopes of going to sleep semi early which it worked for a while until in a half asleep state I look on my floor and see a scurry well I turn on my light and look and wouldn't you know it a huge fucking cockaroach is chillin on my floor so I'm like hey mr cockaroach you can't be here so I try to step on him which failed and drove him into the depths of my organized mess I like to call a room so I spend the next hour and a half,naked(couldn't get to my clothes cockaroach was under the bag) getting my crap bagged, and put in the kitchen when I step in my dogs vomit (which makes everything better) and continue moving shit out. When I had It mostly all out I finally isolated it to be behind one box so I pull it out and........... ... Nothing. Fuck me so I start getting paranoid and wondering if it was just a half awake dream when I look under the flap of the box and tada!!! Mr cockaroach got pwned.now I have to move everything back in my room, go back to sleep and "wake up" in three hours,fuck it I'm off to shower and make waffles.
